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Hobbit. Bookworm. Geek. Grotbomb. Voracious tea drinker. Murder Basement owner. Trash horror fan. Hot HR takes on old tv shows.
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I am such a sucker for foil and sprayed edges 🔥🔥🔥

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

15-25 year old me: tee hee i love all the deaths in the final destination movies 40 year old me: this is what happens when you get rid of regulations and oversight. Everything is shoddily built and they’re cutting corners

submitted 15 hours ago • 13 comments

The most unrealistic thing about The Hunger Games is how nobody takes the piss out of Katniss for being named after a plant which is also known as "swamp potato"

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

There's definitely a space-newspaper article about how they saved for their dream apartment by making Blue Milk at home and not subscribing to premium podracing channels that reveals that Syril's mum gave him a deposit three paragraphs in.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Victor Frankenstein, inventor of making up a guy to get mad at

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

“Please,” cried Frog, “please go away!” But no one went away.

submitted 6 days ago • 8 comments

bad back safe ways to sit down

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

based on the (lack of) replies, I'm assuming the answer is no. Honestly, that's a little disappointing. I mean, look at this thing. On the newer model they even gave it a face

submitted 2 days ago • 35 comments

Perfect, no notes.

submitted 3 days ago • 19 comments

Hell yeah this is what I pay the licence fee for www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

just started A Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes and I'm already stuck at the first page, like what do you mean Coriolanus eats cabbage broth to stop his stomach growling so the other kids don't know he's poor, isn't he worried about the cabbage farts which will surely follow? Because he should be.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Oh man so happy to hear JV Jones is back, I adore The Barbed Coil

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Uber driver only spoke to confirm my name, five stars

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

IT'S HERE OMG 📚💙

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Dreamt I was at a dinner party with Russell Brand so I spent the whole time pointedly saying things like IT'S ALWAYS THE ONES YOU MOST SUSPECT ISN'T IT

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

It's my third day off and I'm on my third book 👍

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Today is the 20th anniversary of the release of STAR WARS: REVENGE OF THE SITH! On November 11, 2025, take a journey with me to the dark side as we discover what Darth Vader did next... STAR WARS: MASTER OF EVIL is available for preorder now! www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/762382...

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

Absolutely delighted with the end of the #Sweetpea book series, and all the more disappointed with the tv adaptation as a result. Will never understand buying the rights to a story and then telling a different one.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

On season two of Dexter and honestly I'm in awe of my man's time management skills

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

how I feel having correctly identified the Ice Truck Killer within one minute of the character being introduced #Dexter

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

ok people who live with another person, I'm gonna need to know how often you startle each other into a small scream by simply existing in a shared space

submitted 8 days ago • 7 comments

Me irl: I am a good person and would never condone murder Me 5 minutes into watching Dexter: I hope he kills that creepy forensics guy for objectifying the dead woman

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

do you remember before social media when the web was an infinite mysterious forest of things people had created, for free, for other people like you'd just stumble on this guy's Geocities page where he'd posted the sketches he'd done of every vegetable in his garden the web made me love humanity

submitted 10 days ago • 50 comments

Do you ever look at people and just think ‘you look exactly like someone I would imagine to have fake grass’? Cos I do. All the time.

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments