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FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 1965: After five years and seventy million dollars we have invented a new type of plastic that prevents communists from being able to climb ladders too fast FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 2025: My cure for cancer was shelved because it might benefit Hispanics

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

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sorry, pronouns in bio triggered us so hard we had to become a fascist dictatorship over it

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REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.

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[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

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Dawg they Freedom Fried us, it’s so over

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Not a fan of the weather channel now presenting my weather in a full sentence with punctuation.

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GO BIRDS

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I enjoy Severance, it's a phenomenal show. I can't get over its network being Apple TV. Apple is Lumon Industries. An oppressive, highly secretive company with a cheerful, hollow facade, employees who have no idea what they're making, cult worship of Steve Jobs, the Foxconn suicides

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this man just replied to all his love letters on VALENTINE'S DAY. pimp shit.

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With what they intend to do with NIH funding during the admin it won't just be a brain drain but a full on lobotomy. You need to be going to Europe or Asia.

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Periodic reminder: don’t be like either of these people.

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Emperor Liu Bian sits with his eunuch attendants as Imperial Chancellor Cao Cao briefs waiting functionaries.

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When Trump was sworn in, Elon Musk's corporations were under more than 32 investigations conducted by at least 11 federal agencies. Most of the cases are now closed or likely to be closed soon, and the federal agencies are being defanged by DOGE. Funny how that works, huh?

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"I'm complying in advance!"

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Really makes you think

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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

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A second ex just hit the stage for Kendrick’s performance

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DC being the capital is great for implementing a fascist dictatorship. The city is small and most are too afraid for their livelihood to 24/7 protest like what you would see in Seoul, Paris, or Berlin. The best you'll get are witty signs and accusations of illegality.

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I remain fascinated by the expanded child tax credit case study & the implications for leftist policymaking. People received REAL financial benefit from it. It drastically cut child poverty rates and it was rescinded without a real fight. I think about this at least once a week.

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Did Marx fail to consider that organized capital would inadvertently dismantle the institutions that coerce and enforce liberal hegemony because they don't understand how it works?

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After all this, the go-to response is to blame voters for the Dems shitty platform that couldn't win enough votes to beat a criminal buffoon. Liberals are truly terrible.

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I'm glad that America is doing real classic end of empire stuff. A king who is visibly losing his mind declaring a war based on a dream he had. Greedy courtiers feuding over access to the treasury. Some looks are timeless.

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I think Americans, blessed with relatively stable government for a long time, assume there is someone, some adult, who will step in and make things right before the President does anything REALLY bad. There’s not.

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hey quick question does Goliath win in that story

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