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bopsie.bsky.social
quarter-life crisis expert | part-time court jester
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why stop at carrot cake? here have some asparagus pudding you sick fuck

submitted 4 days ago • 120 comments

#NeverForget

submitted 34 days ago • 1142 comments

Fuck--and hear me out now--AI.

submitted 52 days ago • 15 comments

The complete list of Elon Musk inventions: 1.

submitted 57 days ago • 61 comments

"I'll take movies for $400" Tim Burton directed this dark tale starring Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter "You gotta be kidding me"

submitted 71 days ago • 138 comments

will there be the same amount of coverage for the death of the woman who was set on fire on the NYC subway as there was for the CEO dude? or did she have to be a CEO for that?

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Kendrick with this album:

submitted 101 days ago • 31 comments

It’s 6pm but it could also be midnight

submitted 106 days ago • 503 comments

Somebody said this app has nonprofit happy hour vibes, lmao.

submitted 106 days ago • 16 comments

you dont want to kerfuffle with me bro

submitted 107 days ago • 31 comments

standing in the doorway of your profile saying nothing like a sibling

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

getting back to WoW this weekend

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

how many aura points did I lose eating grapes under the table in a club on NYE 😭

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Seeing all my old friends on here again

submitted 107 days ago • 93 comments

This app feels like an all girls slumber party after one of us finally dumped a toxic ex

submitted 107 days ago • 33 comments

rewatching LOTR at the slightest inconvenience is the way

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

What it feels like posting every single thought that crosses my mind on this app.

submitted 107 days ago • 31 comments

IM THE ONLY ONE MIGRATING MEMES ON THIS APP?! I GUESS I GOTTA DO ALL THE GODDAMN WORK AROUND HERE!

submitted 107 days ago • 10 comments

🗣️ I need prequel memes account on this app asap

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

this app feels like a video game save point

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

ever since i was born i knew i wanted to get snacks at the gas station

submitted 107 days ago • 5 comments

chefs: you eat with your eyes first me, eating with my mouth: oh no

submitted 107 days ago • 5 comments

The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much of it then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the basement like a rat

submitted 107 days ago • 437 comments

I’m going insane, anyone need anything?

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

the power of the Internet is that you can connect with people from across the globe while perusing meticulously-archived photos of heritage sheep

submitted 108 days ago • 24 comments

the horrors persist but I just had the best cinnamon roll I’ve ever eaten

submitted 108 days ago • 5 comments

why are so many people shocked about aliens being in the ocean? have you missed north sea tiktoks or what?

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t want to see any minors on this app fr. Don’t post your kids pictures either.

submitted 108 days ago • 9 comments

Jake Paul's ability to get fighters well past their prime to take a dive for a final big payday is unmatched.

submitted 108 days ago • 33 comments

Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate

submitted 108 days ago • 78 comments

You’re either howling at this full moon tonight with me or against me.

submitted 108 days ago • 13 comments

Like and reskeet if you ever drink water real slow to savour the taste, or if you think the time to start running BMWs off the road has begun

submitted 108 days ago • 29 comments

I hate when boxing announcers say a boxer is "down for the count." I don't care that he loves Dracula I just want to know who's winning.

submitted 108 days ago • 106 comments

i should have eaten more apples back when they were legal

submitted 109 days ago • 9 comments

fly me to the moon let me rap battle with mars that orb don't have shit to say but this astronaut's got bars

submitted 108 days ago • 7 comments

sorry for being a yapper. you signed up for this no takebacks.

submitted 108 days ago • 5 comments

This is not the dystopian hellscape I ordered.

submitted 108 days ago • 26 comments

Jurassic Park (1993) A ragtag gang of dinosaurs attempt a wacky prison break after an evil businessman tries to force gender roles on them.

submitted 109 days ago • 20 comments