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bordeatwork.bsky.social
True Blue | pro-Democracy | Dog/cat/plant dad | Artist | Reader | LSU | Saints | former elementary ed | I think I'm funny 😁
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Will you go penguin sledding with me?

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Elon watches Armageddon for the science.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

If you divide a distanceraptor by a timeraptor you get a velociraptor.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I hope when I'm gone, people who find my journals describe my writing as miniscule. Just some nerd whimsy.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

This game is proof God is real and even HE hates Harrison Butker.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Ooooo they gon be big mad about k dot.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

How many of these "woke" "dei" commercials are getting pulled tomorrow?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Kristi Noem has dispatched a team of ICE agents to the "Puppy Bowl." They've been instructed "to get" any puppy who resembles Cricket.

submitted 13 days ago • 537 comments

It's gonna be that Nike women's sports ad. Fragile MAGA egos in absolute shambles now. #SuperBowl

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Cant believe there was a time when we would THROW eggs at peoples houses. We wanted them to break. Who has that kind of ammunition money in this economy?

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Charlie says goodnight.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, you guys remember when Amazon was a way to stick it to the man, and say fuck you to Big College Text Book? Anyways, just thoughts while playing Monopoly.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Biden sham impeachment without thevtes (or crimes) ring any bells?

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Let Tim off leash guys

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

It’s important to know that a lot of productive activity is happening in person and offline, too. Not all of it can be broadcast online, but we’ve had hundreds of people showing up to our trainings, mobilizations, and more. Keep going. Tyranny is eroded by a sea of small acts. Everything matters.

submitted 24 days ago • 2441 comments

Just a reminder, Rage Against the Machine wasn't talking about the fucking toaster.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I'm definitely going to need a "told you so" bumper sticker. Probably a hat too.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Starting trade wars to make it easier to take over the government was literally the plot to the Star Wars prequels.

submitted 21 days ago • 196 comments

@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point

submitted 23 days ago • 1960 comments

@aoc.bsky.social and @repjasmine.bsky.social are my mockingjays.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Wind and Truth, here i come. #booksky

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

He wants his pilots to have the Reich Stuff.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I concur. Although I would probably eat into my profits immediately.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

We updated TrumpGolfTrack.com to include the price of eggs and gas per your request. And a nice little home screen icon. More to come 🤣

submitted 25 days ago • 925 comments

this big time

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

In his parting message @jimacosta.bsky.social said we should all post: I will not give into the lies. I will not give into the fear. We understand the assignment, Jim. And fuck @cnn.com.

submitted 26 days ago • 415 comments

Teamwork makes the dream work. And Dreamworks, made Shrek. Sooo...I mean yeah.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Just heard someone refer to LeFou from Beauty and the Beast as "Gastoff" and I'm dead.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Now’s the time

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Two things I hate: 1)hypocrisy 2)lists

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Same vibe.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Reminder that these executive orders are for shock and awe. They are a distraction from bills in the House and Senate & the confirmation hearings. Have a drink tonight. Scream. Yell. Cry. Whatever you need to do. But tomorrow, we get to work.

submitted 33 days ago • 99 comments

Respectfully (and I genuinely mean this), I’ve never heard a single regular person ask for “bipartisanship.” That’s inside nonsense. They want things to work. If the other party refuses to work for people, be the ones who will. Fight for people. Make it plain who isn’t, and who THEY’RE for.

submitted 33 days ago • 284 comments

Earth Explodes theonion.com/earth-e...

submitted 33 days ago • 1088 comments

Whelp, turned off the game. Don't give a fuck who wins now. I was watching football to stop thinking about the orange fuck.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Hey @espn.com - FUCK YOU for putting Trump on during halftime of the game. I turned the game on forget him for a few hours but you showed his Nazi face. FUCK YOU!

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

This aged poorly. She would be playing Rolf now.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking about watching Sound of Music tonight..no reason.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

The only time Trump freed more terrorists than tonight was the time he agreed to let 5,000 Taliban prisoners go free.

submitted 33 days ago • 137 comments

Where can I buy the puffy sleeves they remove to make puffy vests?

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Watching a video about this winter storm coming to the south, and this guys said Gulf of Mexico..where the hell is that? Only gulf i know is gulf of america.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I'm watching all the purge movies today just FYI.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I don't normally use language like this, but this inauguration is barnacles!

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments