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me: good morning Killbot killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie me: smoothie please killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow

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my superpower is getting into a big pie fight and then in the next scene my clothes and hair are clean

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Maxwell's Silverspoon Homeloan #BeatlesProperty

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Kurt Cobain would have been 57 today. Here’s an artist’s impression of how he would look if he was alive.

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A perfect mosh song: youtu.be/AlGYwXdgpY8?...

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@shitrock.bsky.social this is very fucking funny as I can honestly say that there was a final 1/3ish of that album that only assimilated last year (sorry bud)

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My favourite track off Rack and a gnarly video to boot; youtu.be/hYldhGwvnLo?...

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Yep, £400 is definitely too much money to see Fred Durst

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Sure I love Black Sabbath, Slayer and Metallica, and mostly their early years, but not for £415 a ticket #gouge

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I'm anti-Spotify due to their business model, however, this is the best way to share my love of this punchy little punk number from some local wild ones: open.spotify.com/track/0o74ez...

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"... Reminds me of childhood memories ..." — Redundant. You either have a memory, or you’re reminded of something. You’re not reminded of a memory. Heavy metal fans won’t stand for such writing, my friend."

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A very well cough executed account of a true crime from 19c rural Scotland. I challenge anyone after reading this to then not immediately reassess as to which side their bread's buttered:

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people don't want fascism, people want plimbo

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So when they braise the cheek is it the arse or the face? Either way it's delicious.

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This is mental, has to be something going on behind the scenes to trade up a marquee player like Doncic (for Davis?)?

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🔥 FINALLY! The BBC are finally doing the public education service on Brexit that they always should have. Have a read. 👇👇

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Science, despite what you'll hear on x, is amazing www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

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New nightmare fuel: zombie cave-spider fungus

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Okay I'm pretty proud of this old record player cabinet I picked up charity shopping, now being ahem christened by The Jesus Lizard.

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Never feel bad about reposting your stuff on here because for the first year of this website we had an entirety of 20 daily posts that we all had to share and reheat like a communal soup

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Another fantastic, if wholly unsavoury (still a good thing), read from @whiterabbitbks.bsky.social

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Mr Inbetween is an excellent Aussie crime drama with a bit of humour thrown in the mix, good to see we get it right every now and then.

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Not enough historical hypothesis exists on the 'cage-fighting Jesus' period as far as I'm concerned #Vienna

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Intrigued by the potential living conditions at no 12 #Vienna

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and he would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for those meddling kids

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You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.

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"I must not fear, fear is the mind-killer" is a very useful mantra to mentally loop especially if you set it to a techno beat

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Btw wouldn't advise getting 4 vaccines in one sitting, doctor seemed quite happy using me as a human pin cushion however.

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Another charity shop gem

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+++NEW MUSIC+++ @pigsx7.bsky.social have announced new album 'Death Hilarious' Watch the video to new single 'Stitches' here: youtu.be/TJ1M2i-7gF4?...

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Huge in NZ and popular in Australia, Shihad couldn't make dent in the overseas market which is a damn shame because the album Killjoy is a tremendous dose of heavy so many have missed; youtu.be/grf6N2PXiYI?...

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Masters of Puppet? www.nme.com/news/music/y...

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Newfoundland is a great name for any place. At first.

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I bigged up this well-written/argued and very funny book over on twitter but that's dead now so here's a refresh 👇⚡🧙🤘

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

This about covers the mood of this Sunday: youtu.be/tjF57zEbxpI?...

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RIP David Lynch

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me: good morning Killbot killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie me: smoothie please killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow

my superpower is getting into a big pie fight and then in the next scene my clothes and hair are clean

Maxwell's Silverspoon Homeloan #BeatlesProperty

Kurt Cobain would have been 57 today. Here’s an artist’s impression of how he would look if he was alive.

A perfect mosh song: youtu.be/AlGYwXdgpY8?...

@shitrock.bsky.social this is very fucking funny as I can honestly say that there was a final 1/3ish of that album that only assimilated last year (sorry bud)

My favourite track off Rack and a gnarly video to boot; youtu.be/hYldhGwvnLo?...

Yep, £400 is definitely too much money to see Fred Durst

Sure I love Black Sabbath, Slayer and Metallica, and mostly their early years, but not for £415 a ticket #gouge

I'm anti-Spotify due to their business model, however, this is the best way to share my love of this punchy little punk number from some local wild ones: open.spotify.com/track/0o74ez...

"... Reminds me of childhood memories ..." — Redundant. You either have a memory, or you’re reminded of something. You’re not reminded of a memory. Heavy metal fans won’t stand for such writing, my friend."

A very well cough executed account of a true crime from 19c rural Scotland. I challenge anyone after reading this to then not immediately reassess as to which side their bread's buttered:

people don't want fascism, people want plimbo

So when they braise the cheek is it the arse or the face? Either way it's delicious.

This is mental, has to be something going on behind the scenes to trade up a marquee player like Doncic (for Davis?)?

🔥 FINALLY! The BBC are finally doing the public education service on Brexit that they always should have. Have a read. 👇👇

Science, despite what you'll hear on x, is amazing www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

New nightmare fuel: zombie cave-spider fungus

Okay I'm pretty proud of this old record player cabinet I picked up charity shopping, now being ahem christened by The Jesus Lizard.

Never feel bad about reposting your stuff on here because for the first year of this website we had an entirety of 20 daily posts that we all had to share and reheat like a communal soup

Another fantastic, if wholly unsavoury (still a good thing), read from @whiterabbitbks.bsky.social

Mr Inbetween is an excellent Aussie crime drama with a bit of humour thrown in the mix, good to see we get it right every now and then.

Not enough historical hypothesis exists on the 'cage-fighting Jesus' period as far as I'm concerned #Vienna

Intrigued by the potential living conditions at no 12 #Vienna

and he would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for those meddling kids

You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.

"I must not fear, fear is the mind-killer" is a very useful mantra to mentally loop especially if you set it to a techno beat

Btw wouldn't advise getting 4 vaccines in one sitting, doctor seemed quite happy using me as a human pin cushion however.

Another charity shop gem

+++NEW MUSIC+++ @pigsx7.bsky.social have announced new album 'Death Hilarious' Watch the video to new single 'Stitches' here: youtu.be/TJ1M2i-7gF4?...

Huge in NZ and popular in Australia, Shihad couldn't make dent in the overseas market which is a damn shame because the album Killjoy is a tremendous dose of heavy so many have missed; youtu.be/grf6N2PXiYI?...

Masters of Puppet? www.nme.com/news/music/y...

Newfoundland is a great name for any place. At first.

I bigged up this well-written/argued and very funny book over on twitter but that's dead now so here's a refresh 👇⚡🧙🤘

This about covers the mood of this Sunday: youtu.be/tjF57zEbxpI?...

RIP David Lynch

To my ear, this song really captures the sound of Australia, if you can have such a thing: youtu.be/vkrEiD9s0pU?...

Gary Oldman is easily one of the greatest actors of all time

Charity shops are the best, surely this is gonna be good

Mate, he's an absolute, top drawer,