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The movies of my youth led me to believe there would be a lot more justice in the world than there actually is.

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The Madness doesn’t stop with March. Coming soon: April Anxiety, May Mania, June Jitters, July Cry, August Agony, September Sadness, October Outrage, November Nightmare, and December Despair!

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You are always one decision away from leaving society for the ominous lure of a dense forest occupied by a powerful supernatural entity.

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It’s okay to ask for help. Ask your coven to assist you with a blood ritual. Ask an ancient necromancy goddess to grant you passage in the spirit realm. Ask a demon to curse your nemeses with uncontrollable flatulence. You don’t have to do it all on your own.

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Things we are welcoming this spring: - getting outside - enjoying the simple things - offering men who tell us to smile to Cybele, the blood-fueled mother goddess, so the violets bloom

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Them: Do you ever get that gnawing feeling in the pit of your stomach that something is about to go wrong? Me: What do you mean “ever?” Are you saying there are times you don’t have that feeling?!

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I miss the days when people who joined cults dropped out of society.

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I woke up this morning and found my cat summoning Nemesis, the goddess of revenge. I snuck back out of the living room as quietly as I could. I didn’t want to disturb him.

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PSA for Americans who have changed their name via marriage or for some other reason: you CAN change your name on your birth certificate to match your current legal name. Look up how to do it in the state you were born in.

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Don’t be afraid to reinvent yourself. Leave your dull corporate job and take up residence in the hollow of a tree. Don a sinister cloak. Wander the countryside under a glowing moon, shrieking about portends of doom. Vanish into a cloud of mist when people approach you.

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Being a shark sounds pretty sweet. Don’t really have to watch what you eat, no more stress dreams about your teeth falling out, and if you wanna hang out at the beach people will just leave and let you have it to yourself.

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The feeling of being watched, but it’s your inner critic waiting for the smallest slip up.

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Pick up lines that work on an Ancient Eldritch Terror: I didn’t know chaos until I saw your tentacled black abyss. I’ve never seen a shapeless, malevolent mist as traumatizing as you. I didn’t believe in madness at first sight until I gazed into your seven pulsing eyes.

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There is nothing wrong with taking some “me” time. Enjoy an afternoon nap, take a break from social media, disappear into an alternate dimension via an enchanted wardrobe that you bought from a mysterious antiques dealer — do something for you for a change!

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Okay, but could a possessed person do this? chants in a dead language while levitating

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I just want to be like a t-rex — notorious, body confident, and extinct.

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The abyss gazed back and was like “WTF?! Unsee! Unsee!”

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You can’t find happiness in material things, happiness comes from discovering a pit full of flesh-eating prehistoric monsters in a forest and nourishing them with whomever crosses you.

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MAGA is mad we don’t tolerate them in our comments😂 It’s not true fascism. Words mean things. Fascism pertains to government. I support your right to not be punished by government for speech. I’m not the government. You don’t have a right to speak to me or a right to be heard in my comments.

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Some may not like it when you start setting boundaries, but it will serve you well in the long run. Lucifer got kicked out of his father’s house for setting boundaries, and look at him now: King of Hell. Set boundaries. Rule your domain.

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That’s how they sound 🫠

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Sure, it’s fine for other people to grow and change, but when I shapeshift into a giant blood-thirsty she-wolf under a full moon it’s “terrifying” and I’m “no longer welcome in this mini-mart.”

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Breaking news…

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Hollywood is really out there making disaster movies like we’re not already living in one.

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So glad to not be dating. Normal people are out there like “OMG, you like video games and Chik-fil-A?! Me too!” I’d be out there like “who’s into excessive caffeine consumption and despair?”

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What's the secret to my happy marriage? A shared contempt for everyone else.

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You’re in his DMs. I’m haunting a portrait in his dilapidated Victorian mansion. We are not the same.

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Life is short. Drink the forbidden potion. Read the enchanted manuscript. Command an army of colossal murderous tarantulas. Seize the day, tomorrow isn’t promised!

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Don’t let other people try to change you. Real change comes from a horrifying near death experience with a werewolf under a full moon.

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Not college, not trade school, but a secret third thing. (Accepting the tutelage of a powerful sorceress, joining a coven, and raising an army of demons to do your bidding.)

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Karma’s out there on a permanent vacation and the rest of us are stuck here toiling.

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Every hundred-aire in our comment section 🙄

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An Irish goodbye, but it’s a howling banshee foretelling your demise.

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It’s okay if you need a break. It’s okay if you need a hug. It’s okay if you need help performing an occult ritual that will enthrall a dark and unspeakable evil. Don’t be afraid to advocate for yourself.

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They’re all “be your authentic self” until your inner sloppy goblin comes out and then they’re all “put some pants on” and “stop licking pie plates in public.”

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That which doesn’t kill me only makes me adopt maladaptive coping behaviors.

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Just a reminder that if the groundhog sees his shadow that means six more weeks of seasonal depression.

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Sorry friends 😞

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People who overcome darkness in their lives do so by seizing the darkness by the throat and making it their little bitch.

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Are we great yet?

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It’s outrageous that I have to take care of my flesh prison. I don’t even like it.

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“DoN’t bE poliTicaL witH yoUr busiNesS” Oh nooo, you mean 🚫👀s won’t support us? Good! GTFO! I don’t care. We are an art brand, art is political. We have been poltical this whole time. 🖕if you voted for this, we don’t want you! We will stay comforting the disturbed and disturbing the comfortable.

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