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bornyesterdae.bsky.social

99.9% Human. Touch me not. Shapeshifter. Pronouns…I am whatever you say I am. Creative writer- Human Made. I want to be a bodega cat but I’m just a Marketing research professional. Follow only if you adore Black Women.

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Hegh!

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Did she get the tattoo?

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It is time for the great transition…I too shall be morphing into my summer form

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If I’m doing my own hair for 5 hours him booking a hotel idcidcidc

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In the famous words of my mother “so stop” ….iconic 😩

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How do archeologists be putting two and two together dawg?

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lol I never made it to the end lol that’s crazy

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It smells like cruise ship outside

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Guys I saw a girl acting like an npc in real life and it stressed me out because I think it was genuine.

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“Stick your tongue in my cous”

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Unmasking was hard, but it uprooted a lot of things that weren’t good in my life. Now I’m able to put on a brave face…no masks needed. So much better.

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A movie about a man who slowly realizes his wife is a witch and chose him to cast a spell on and keep her as a wife for the rest of his days. In the end he stays because he’s happy and feels honored that he was chosen to cast a spell on in the first place…the end.

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“ A pig might sweat, that don’t mean it’s cooked” - me Inspired by this heat.

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Halloween, pop star fought to the death for fame and won.

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Get over your fear of loneliness book my as your coach today 😊

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God don’t let those new leads find my metadata ahmen

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Well…I’m sure it didn’t burn for long but it stunk bad as hell

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Told that man I wanted to be a creative director since he said he’d give me a mentor. Looked at me like I was crazy…no….

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I like peacock energy…I like it with my politics I like it with my news I like it with my social outings I like it.

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My mom rocked my world when she asked me if I had McDonald’s money….i thought she was clever as shit.

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The other day I had to tell an older man that old doesn’t mean ugly…yall think old means ugly? Are we staking attractiveness on the opinions of children or something? I’m confused.

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It’s weird to me that I have enough knowledge to move my arms and legs but not a specific part of my intestines on command…

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More dog pictures, alpacas, sea creatures…NO MORE CATS

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I’m not ready

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I like becoming better….not stealing or cutting corners. That’s not to say I won’t do those things I just don’t LIKE to, you understand.

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Yall just like the generation you claimed to never be like 🤣🤣🤣 in a different FONT..

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From now on I carry the persona of a cat. Love me or hate me…you will dote on me and care for me hoe

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Went to Jamaica and talked to this guy working there and he said he would rather move to the UK…my great great gf is Jamaican and like….is there a British version of me in another universe?

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Lost 10 btw literally the sunshine just made me happy, now time to solidify the new habits. Take any opportunity…like rock climbing

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Something in the water

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I want to feed a dog an egg

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I know better than to die on a hill that no longer serves me.

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God bless any pregnant person or person that wants to have a baby. Scary times.

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So the country accent prevolent in Black chicagoans comes from Mississippi?! 😍😍😍

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This is originally how black people felt about camping. They aren’t entirely wrong because….why would I go out of my way to sleep in a house made of sticks with no resources and on the floor…so privileged we homeless for fun?!

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Yall trippin this hot weather is sexy AF

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It’s so funny to hear people say just get over slavery because people are hard pressed to forgive you for LESS.

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I have a goal to become a stronger swimmer this year and this will be very helpful! Outdoor Afro is reimbursing those who get beginners lessons! Awesome!

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“I have no idea what silent promises I agreed to but you’re angry that I’m leaving now. Should have told me while I was present..I asked…you tried to keep control. Now we’re both done…” - anon