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West Baby Jesus, Illinois. Older than you. Younger than you. A small respite from current events here!
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I love peanut butter and jelly. These PB&J M&Ms are nasty. They taste like knockoff Skittles.

Today a friend asked me what is now one of my favorite questions: β€œHow many different clowns are inside of you?”

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There's a stinkbug on my blanket. I don't mind the smell they give off (unlike nasty ladybugs) but I don't want H. halys buzzing me all night or perfuming my bed!

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"Her". If AOC was a man, they'd say his name and/or title.

My hair's starting to look like this. I need a haircut.

Normally I hate hate hate anime themes (especially ones from the '90s) but this one's pretty cool.

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If I get going early enough I am so going to Dottie's. Food is so-so but the atmosphere is great. A tiny hole in the wall that serves lunch in the morning and it's fun listening in on the old folks

I got a wrong number text that said, "I shaved my butthole and now it itches". I replied, "you might have pinworms πŸͺ±" I am so going to the bad place πŸ’€

Things I couldn't care less about: Men & boys wearing skirts and dresses, men & boys wearing "girly" colors, men & boys wearing makeup. It's 2025, who cares? #its2025whocares

If Nancy Mace yells tranny tranny tranny one more time she's going to summon MtF Beetlejuice. πŸ’€ πŸ’‹

20 years ago I saw a retired prison and forensic dentist at a low income clinic.He could tell what orthodontics I had done in the '70s and '80s just by looking at my teeth. I wonder how many dead people he ID'd and gave them their names back.

Renaissance Redneck

Can't get to the dentist because the roads are icy and 20 is closed anyway. I have to wait til the 20th. Hopefully my tooth doesn't break off completely. Murica.

Boomers this, millennials that... can we all agree that generational categories are absolute bullshit?

WARNING LOTS OF CUSSING BAD SWEARS. This is funny, skip to 4:19 #metalfamily

Shifting is uplifting!

Ladybugs, flies and box elder bugs are numerous. The window looks like a still from Amityville Horror. Country living,whee. I joke about bringing mantises in.

Invalid handle? Come on. I changed it back, stuff it!

How about cloning JB Pritzker and deploy all but 1 of the JB's to Washington? Clone him, Bernie and AOC.

Why do they even have all that Vaseline??? πŸ’€

Tapeworms are cheering bots?

Happy Lunar New Year! Esp. to my fellow Snakes. Every 60 years a Wood Snake is born. Where's my fellow Wood Snakes?

Sam was at the vet saying hi to his friends and being a pest! He loves the vet but hates being out in a carrier. Sorry, little man, I know you like to move about the cab but you don't get to. It's not safe and you can't visit the vet without the jail box.

Let me say this in no uncertain terms: the President’s actions today are illegal. Β  Cutting off people from healthcare, childcare, and other services is cruel. The State of Illinois will fight this unlawful order with everything we have.

I never did figure out how the crater in the driveway got there.

Where can a girl learn gun safety? All the firearms classes around me (Illinois) are for CCW. This is something I've wanted to do for years. PS I'm a big fat libtard leftist.

Who the hell seriously uses 'large reproductive part" and "small reproductive part" for egg and sperm? Embryos are all female until 7 weeks. Nobody is biologically male or female at conception. #executiveorder14166 #fail #youfailbiology #sexandgenderarenotthesame #HAHAHAWHAT

SHARE WIDELY. KNOW YOUR RIGHTS. With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights. You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one. (1/3)