Hahahaha hope you realise we're all just going to have convos here now for a bit. Or the bit. Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference
#kikorangi #kiwi
LOL I just did.
Apologies to @nug.monster - I didn't mean to stalk you and like everything on your timeline, I just passed a lot of good stuff on my way to the original convo!
If you followed me based on this post prepare to be wildly disappointed, and mildly insulted as i continually wonder why more and more people follow me.
Our current government is like a vapid prototype for the US one so they are trying to roll back as much social progress as possible.
Proportional representation and utterly pathetic leadership meant the Atlas Network goons only had to take over a smaller party to get control.
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The bird came first. Renaming the fruit was just a very successful marketing ploy. The people were named after the fruit because we're all small, round and hairy. One of those things might not be true.
With that logic neither is the bird. A woman's shot put is the same weight of a heavy kiwi. World record is 74 ft, 11 in (22.63m). That's farther than the length of the humpback whales off the coast of New Zealand. Good flight.
Hm. Thatβs a lot of random knowledge youβve got. Iβm going to try to remember at least half of it, and watch my families expression when I drop those fact bombs
Wild that it was renamed for purely racist-marketing reasons (it is Chinese), but also that it was never a gooseberry to begin with. The English language has always misidentified its origin.
Actually I grew up with the old name Chinese Gooseberry. They actually came to NZ from china.
But it is now Kiwifruit & Iβm a Kiwi & so is our famous flightless bird.
There are still people that do, I know in the cosplay community you have some people that do this because their costume pieces are often handcrafted and they want to take care of the thing they lovingly made or modified
And just in case it was the βnzβ that confused you - its a mythical country in the South Pacific Ocean that doesn't want attention from a particular real estate hoarder.
Dairy is NZ's top export.
The farmers have to stay up all night to milk the shy nocturnal kiwis - the result is a unique nutritious green smoothie reminiscent of spirulina.
Served locally to tourists at Hobbiton's Green Dragon and coal-dried to powder for the global market.
I guess the same reasoning would apply to the bird, but your arm would need to be considerably stronger? Actually I'm only assuming the birds are medium big, so please do your own ballistics research.
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#kikorangi #kiwi
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/one-arrest-in-greenpeace-drilling-protest/XW73SGG5DJIOIA63TNIPTP5SRI/
The feather AND the fuzzy kind. But only one of them on my pavlova
Apologies to @nug.monster - I didn't mean to stalk you and like everything on your timeline, I just passed a lot of good stuff on my way to the original convo!
Dildos *and* 30km/h sprints.
Who's there?
Cliff
Cliff, who
Drop by anytime
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Why am I hearing the sounds of a MΔori Peruperu Haka
Proportional representation and utterly pathetic leadership meant the Atlas Network goons only had to take over a smaller party to get control.
Te Reo MΔori for "Blue Sky"
As not enough politicians have found out.
Oh wait, the bird don't play that big air shit.
a berry laid a chinese goose
And if so, whatβs the going rate?
Now somebody fix squash.
Whisper, (8 billion colons will thank you).
But it is now Kiwifruit & Iβm a Kiwi & so is our famous flightless bird.
The same applies to the bird.
Kiwi related things just get weird π€·ββοΈ
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Iβm not surprised. I am pretty disappointed, though
The fruit is a Chinese gooseberry. But still flightless.
All kiwi
"What do you call a bird with no wings?"
"Chuck!"
Well done.
[SPROINNNGGGGGGGG]
SFX: Wilhelm Scream
https://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/360585699/air-new-zealand-flight-cancelled-due-bird-strike
The info in the first two comments was correct.
We live in times where scientific accuracy is becoming more and more important. Comedic responses need to be shelved for the next 4 years at least.
The farmers have to stay up all night to milk the shy nocturnal kiwis - the result is a unique nutritious green smoothie reminiscent of spirulina.
Served locally to tourists at Hobbiton's Green Dragon and coal-dried to powder for the global market.