boydylloyd.bsky.social
Still not funny. Still not interesting. Still a twat.
he/him
346 posts
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Ok, a Roman arsonist could just go do the funniest thing possible right now...
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This seems like the perfect plan. I can see absolutely nothing possibly going wrong.
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Sounds like your joggers want to stay on the couch
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He's putting extremists in power because he's actively chasing their votes.
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Well licking Boxer, Fearless or Invincible never did me any harm.
Worlds gone mad
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Kavanaugh will never have scored an easier hattrick in his life & Wright needs a serious bollocking for it.
Kirkman very unlucky to be subbed off, Ameen did well in each position he was played in though.
PotM Smith for his 2 goals then, far more importantly, the piss take after the OG.
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Why do they specifically need to mention @freepearn.bsky.social was in?
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That's what calendars are for
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I maintain the vast majority of us would.
At best most of the people I fucked up with my powers would be evil. But there'd still be plenty who'd just annoyed me.
And that's not even taking into account all the shit I'd steal just cos.
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But they do get "paid" now. So the argumentative little shit was right.
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Raising Arizona exists and yet there's still absolute wronguns going ooh Nick Cage can't act.
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MotM Butterworth. His 2 runs were the only good thing to happen the whole game.
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We all know there's no such thing as too much garlic but this may be getting close.
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Without any sort of investigating I'm willing to state with 100% certainty that this line has been used in someone's fanfic.
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The little jumps! My heart.
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Two midtable teams not looking particularly good as they coast into the end of season normally deliver 1-1 draws not 3-3.
Their refusal to be beaten was once again on full display through the final 10 minutes. Smith PotM. Didn't have his shooting boots on today but worked so hard for the team.
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Genuinely the only two people I've ever seen it on was an old vid of Mark Wahlberg on some day time tv show, Joey Swole on his feed yesterday & now Rubio.
Maybe it's just more prevalent in the Catholic church in the US in particular than elsewhere.
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Ok but my calves look fucking amazing when I do wear skinny jeans. Just ignore everything else.
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Well it was bound to happen eventually.
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It's just the one tassle. The other fridge nipple is free and breezy.
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How naked is naked?
Is a magnetic bottle opener protection from a wrong 'un charge?
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I don't care what they claim I 100% believe it's so very rich hunters can bag themselves a woolly mammoth head for their collections.
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No, no. That's where the rest of the guys wait for their turn and shout insults at sofa boy.
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It's the next step. You're not even allowed to watch, just listen.
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I now demand an animated pancake day movie with a cantankerous Jif lemon that was bought in 1993 and is still 5/8 full.
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Yeah, with double digits I've won this one comfortably.
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And there it is. You could have saved yourself and everyone else a whole lot of time and just not said anything in the first place on something you don't care about.
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Just enacting policies that lead to it are of course the best way to balance thing out.
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Ah so you're just a shite talker
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What balance do you think needs to be made between one group screaming DIE YOU FUCKING FREAKS! DIE!! and another group just trying to live?
You can use pictures if you like.
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I have absolutely zero memory of this one. Now trying to decide if I missed it or if I blocked it from my mind as a trauma response.
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Five. They were a boyband for about 2 years 25 years ago. Think this www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbWJ...
was their biggest hit.
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I'd go for Star Trak: The Fuck Generation but that's just an alternative name for DS9
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Fantastic team performance. They all ran themselves into the ground for that. There'll be plenty of contenders but for me Tshimanga was PotM. His defending was just as important to the result as his attacking play. And that last ditch block minutes before the goal was game changing.
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What do you mean? I loved the cover so much I didn't need to read to the end of Return of th..
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I see it.
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Jason Momoa is the prettiest person on the planet.
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I deserve that.
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I've just remembered the term snail trail. And now so must everyone else.
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Don't think I have the hips to pull it off.
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Don't forget the lines shaved in the eyebrow.
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Go faster stripes
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They could at least have the decency to be 87 year old farmers with dodgy hearts.
Useless bastards.
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Maybe it was an over enthusiastic but completely useless DIYer. That happened with my brother's place. We'd just get texts along the lines of WHAT THE FUCK for the first few months they were in there.
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It's like they paid no attention to your loving post this morning.
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May want to visit the GP about that.
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Same teacher also got angry at me for refusing to read.
Didn't bother finding out I'd been reading for 18 months by that point so the book was boring to me because it was so far below my reading level.