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I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.

This is the clearest photo ever taken of Venus. 🔭 🧪

Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"

Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life

Beautiful timelapse of Earth rising over the Moon captured by the Japanese lunar orbiter spacecraft Kaguya. Credit: JAXA/NHK

Who called it lesbianism and not cock zero?

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

Methane frozen bubbles underwater 🫧

i’m just photoshopping muppets onto the cover of vanity fair: thread

Possibly the best photo I've ever taken of a dog.

do you have to bring your own or is there a vending machine?

I have the recipe for disaster if anyone is interested.

I'm fuckin seepy, bro. I need to get straight up tucked. Kiss my forehead and leave the door cracked a smidge in this mother fucker.

I'm a little sick haha Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy

I am- and I cannot stress this enough- stressed enough

If you ever get lonely, just remember that the Mars rover is programmed to sing happy birthday to itself every year.

If you want to feel old, this is what Pingu looks like now.

yoga teacher: welcome to your first class me: a mistake I have made

Think twice before gifting someone an M dwarf this holiday season

It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark

Strike me down and I will become more injured than you can possibly imagine

when I forget to bring my water bottle on a walk

A hobbit-themed cover band called Imagine Baggins.

♫ 12 drummers drumming ♫ 11 pipers piping ♫ 10 lords a-leaping ♫ 9 ladies dancing ♫ 8 maids a-milking ♫ 7 swans a-swimming ♫ 6 geese a-laying ♫

This is what Earth looks like seen from the surface of Mars, a bright star in the twilight sky captured by Curiosity rover. Credit: NASA​/​JPL-Caltech​/​MSSS​/​TAMU

If you'd like to send yourself into a linguistics-based existential crisis, almost all languages appear to follow Zipf's law and we have no idea why www.iflscience.com/almost-all-l...

A microscopic tardigrade going for a stroll through some algae. Credit: Sinclair Stammers

Orcas have started wearing dead salmon as hats again, just fyi www.iflscience.com/wearing-a-sa...

Sights and sounds from the surface of Mars, with a view from Curiosity Rover and the sound of Martian winds from InSight lander. Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/MSSS

Ring around the galaxy… Here’s Webb’s stunning new mid-infrared image of M104. This bright core of the galaxy is dim in this view, revealing a smooth inner disk as well as details of how the clumpy gas in the outer ring is distributed. https://t.co/wQSE9xGTXX https://t.co/p7zNl4YSwD

Evening Snack anyone ?

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

If this existence thing is just a dream, I'd rate it 40% on Rotten Tomatoes: The plot goes in circles, the dialog's annoying as hell, the villains are just plain stupid and the wrong people are nude

Just did a cack on the towpath

When you've got a constituency meeting in Maidenhead at two, but you also need to travel to a Pacific island to avenge the death of your Master.

New home security system. Burglars shamed into leaving immediately