If this existence thing is just a dream, I'd rate it 40% on Rotten Tomatoes: The plot goes in circles, the dialog's annoying as hell, the villains are just plain stupid and the wrong people are nude
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Ha! Look at my profile banner. If you've been studying, practicing, & teaching Eastern philosophy for 35+ years you'd get it. It's a really old banner from 10 years ago on the other site.
But yeah, the Kali Yuga of chaos & ignorance is living up to its name in spades. I think 40% is generous. 🤯
And the production staff is on a permanent 5.... Who TF is even running shxt around here?! 🤷🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
Yet, the "Execs" continue to pour endless money into the B-list brain dead operation.
Indeed it does get tedious.
Because some things never change. You really can't fix stupid.
But I'd add that of late . . . the ending is far from predictable.
The problem is the rating is going to be artificially inflated by reviewers who feel a need to give good reviews to continue to get access. What should be 40% will end up being 89%.
Reminds me of:
“Life is the crummiest book I ever read.
There isn't a hook.
Just a lot of cheap shots.
Pictures to shock.
And characters an amateur would never dream up” -Bad Religion, Stranger Than Fiction
The writing this season is so bad. That whole story arc with Bobert (terrible name for a character) in the theater. A. Horrible female representation, does not pass the Bechdel test, B. Terrible product placement for Beetlejuice Beetlejuice.
I just watched Interior Chinatown on Hulu, it’s great meta/matrix content for those similarly disenfranchised with our current “reality.” Grotesquerie is also excellent 👌🏼
Oooh! So would they be the “right” people?? Thank you for clarifying! Now that I know they are trans I can absolutely imagine them naked and so can you. Thank you for being pro human rights ❤️💙
Yes, I have seen them naked as their mom. It never occurred to me that "wrong" was a specific category. I was trying to be funny but maybe missed the mark & maybe I will rethink this while post. Idk
But you gotta give it to em, they really figured out this whole procedural generation thing. Not that it makes it much more enjoyable, but the tech involved in making every user experience completely unique is pretty nuts.
I dunno. It's like a cool European movie where you are trying to work out what the heck is going on, one of the characters is just like you but not exactly and some of the right people are nude. It's confusing and fascinating and I'll really be miffed when its over.
Isn't 40%a bit high? I mean depending where you are the scenery might be top notch but the characters are just to poorly written most of the time to squeak out higher than a 24%
Ive always said that Ludwig Boltzmann (inventor of the "you are a brain floating in space imagining all of this") was dumb cuz if I was imagining all of this I wouldn't do it like this
Life is
The Crummiest Book
I ever read
There isn't a hook
Just a lot of cheap shots
Pictures that shock
And characters and amateur would never dream uuuuuup
Sometimes truth is stranger than fictionnn
- Bad Religion, 'Stranger Than Fiction'
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But yeah, the Kali Yuga of chaos & ignorance is living up to its name in spades. I think 40% is generous. 🤯
Yet, the "Execs" continue to pour endless money into the B-list brain dead operation.
Just how... 🤦🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️💅🏾
If we "live" as part of a simulation, I'm never buying any games or software from its developers!
Because some things never change. You really can't fix stupid.
But I'd add that of late . . . the ending is far from predictable.
"No Facades" my debut ep:
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https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8LGoBty/
8/10, needs more pandas.
It’s the Jumanji effect…
“Life is the crummiest book I ever read.
There isn't a hook.
Just a lot of cheap shots.
Pictures to shock.
And characters an amateur would never dream up” -Bad Religion, Stranger Than Fiction
It’s got some lazy fuckin programmers.
Most peoples subconscious could be mistaken for David Lynch on a a 3 month peyote bender.
0/10 would not recommend.
... I've seen films with 40% that are more enjoyable than reality.
Is that a transphobic dog whistle?…
-Siskel and Ebert, probably
if I was imagining this there'd be jetpacks.
and AI would be cooler
The Crummiest Book
I ever read
There isn't a hook
Just a lot of cheap shots
Pictures that shock
And characters and amateur would never dream uuuuuup
Sometimes truth is stranger than fictionnn
- Bad Religion, 'Stranger Than Fiction'