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bradcollins.bsky.social
Illustrator, writer, animator from British Columbia.
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Older people love reacher because he’s big and can reach that for you no problem

Inside you are two wolves. Inside me is a lampshade full of moths.

Trump sees how green the grass can be on our side of the border and he can’t stand it.

when trump’s in office it feels like there’s rats in the walls

Jerry Springer ass White House

I took this photo on a walk in the forest today

I’ve never seen anyone shit the whole Oval Office at once before

you’ve been hit by *clap clap* you’ve been struck by *stomp* a jeep cherokee

andor season

Democrats: we’ll show those “doge bags” and “broligarchs” what for! (in two years when the American people return to their senses and elect a more sensible government)

democrats taking a stand:

Canadians let Americans pretend to be us when they were abroad during the Bush administration. That privilege is revoked. Think about it. You’re stuck being the American in the room now. It’s over.

What it’s like in Canada right now

This what it’s like to be on X

Changing Captain America to Captain Mexico. I’m watching the new Captain Mexico right now. Captain Mexico: Brave New World.

in the court of queen elizabeth the first it was considered to be a grave offense if one were to show a buttock uninvited

The Americans threw off the British yoke only to have RFK jr show up and give their children British teeth.

The radical leftists under crooked, sleepy joe are responsible for sending billions and billions of dildos to the taliban which is why im demolishing the consumer protection bureau and the department of education

wearing my coworker’s shoes so i can frame him for stinky poos

If you take a dump and there’s poo in there, then you’ve definitely got to cut back.

Trying to imagine a worse health secretary than the guy whose brain got eaten by worms that died from eating his brain. I’m drawing a blank.

jam band fans be like

ME: our boss is such a micro manager COWORKER: i know right ᴮᴼᔆᔆ: ᵍᵉᵗ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᵗᵒ ʷᵒʳᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗʷᵒ

We all used to have the same safe word, but for some reason it was “uncle”.

gEt in loSer we’Re gettInG the WhoOPinG shiTs

I did a cool move in the mountains one time

If Zuckerberg won’t fight Elon I will.

I’ve never seen this particular Picasso before

Economic war is still war. Information war is still war. Canada is under attack.

I don’t know how Elon managed it, but he’s an even worse president than Trump was

I bet those athletes were trained to play that way. Completely rigged.

there’s a cheeseburger out there with trump’s name on it

for many, yesterday was their super bowl

BOB MARLEY!! Two hours of the three hour set I played live on Friday in celebration of Bob’s 80th, are broadcasting NOW on @jempradio.com onelink.to/jempradio

now that woke is over, you’re allowed to call someone a gimp

british guy: the juke of york is a blummin’ peedo

asking a genie to relocate the tastebuds of the entire trump family to the colon

I wouldn’t wish getting rich on my worst enemy. I’d probably go for something worse than that.

I hate that reporting on crazy people makes normal journalists look crazy.