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bradhawkdown.bsky.social
Naval Aviator, Bama alum, native Texan, and a really bad golfer. All opinions/tweets/etc. are my own.
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It is 2029. Luka Doncic, 375 pounds now, is eating an open faced turkey sandwich during the first TV timeout of the 4th quarter of Game 3 of the NBA Finals. Experts wonder if he’s fat enough to win a 4th straight title. President Ocasio-Cortes has invaded El Salvador.

submitted 6 days ago • 85 comments

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

submitted 6 days ago • 609 comments

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

submitted 8 days ago • 5663 comments

Incompetence in Washington puts every American at risk, no matter how you voted. No one should be happy that the DOGE team - the same folks who randomly published classified U.S. security information online today - wants access to your bank account & Social Security numbers.

submitted 9 days ago • 2698 comments

Thought I was done with the Mavs after the last couple weeks...but damn do the players keep trying to pull me back. Impossible not to root for those guys.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

On today's @lockedonrangers.bsky.social episode I discussed: ⚾ Pitchers and catchers reporting ⚾ What the Rangers need from their catchers ⚾ If Jonah Heim can bounce back from a rough 2024 📺 youtu.be/gh9jASjOvE4

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Earth pregnant

submitted 13 days ago • 645 comments

Harlequin, by Pablo Picasso, 1923

submitted 18 days ago • 8 comments

Starter pack for us Mavs fans who are looking to make the jump to LA

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Lotta rancid shit going on right now. But look at the Mets Spring Training Hat yall

submitted 20 days ago • 4 comments

Raptors fans boo the hell out of the Star-Spangled Banner (video via the Toronto Star)

submitted 21 days ago • 416 comments

The official beverage of my favorite sports team

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

This feeling as a Mavs fan... it's like you went on Twitter and that election dude tweeted "I've seen enough: a golden retriever named Michael Jackson is the 48th President of the United States." You're not awaiting new information, you're wondering when you died and why the afterlife has Twitter.

submitted 22 days ago • 28 comments

Woke up and the nightmare still happened. Insult to injury is us needing to ADD A PICK TO SEND OUT WHILE TRADING LUKA FUCKING Dončić

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

business prison is real and the Mavericks just moved in

submitted 22 days ago • 11 comments

Good, we fucking suck right now

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

If I ever see Nico Harrison irl someone will have to hold me back

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

The worst trade in the history of professional sports. I am catatonic.

submitted 22 days ago • 50 comments

I’m heartbroken man. I may have to give up my Mavs fandom

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

@mcuban.bsky.social WHAT IS HAPPENING

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

As long as this Elon Musk person isn’t known for blowing things up, we’re probably fine.

submitted 22 days ago • 113 comments

Imagine dying in service of your country and your family needing to request anonymity because of the President of the United States and his supporters.

submitted 23 days ago • 179 comments

Maybe it's better not to mess around with certain federal functions. It's not a game.

submitted 25 days ago • 114 comments

Intelligence officials are starting to leak to me now too. Here’s a memo Defense Intelligence Agency personnel received instructing them to suspend observances including: - Holocaust Remembrance Day - MLK Day - Juneteenth

submitted 25 days ago • 884 comments

Lou Dort is a freaking menace

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

My promise to myself during the next four years is that, unless a 9-11 like event happens, I won’t give cable news a single second of my attention.

submitted 34 days ago • 10 comments

um

submitted 34 days ago • 7221 comments

Do you know how bad a call has to be to get Joe Buck to exclaim “Come On!” In the booth?

submitted 36 days ago • 15 comments

That's why people hate the Chiefs. You're already good enough to win it all, you don't need garbage calls from the refs too.

submitted 36 days ago • 58 comments

The Darwin Nunez experiment has run its course in my opinion. Just an utter disappointment feels like every time he's on the pitch.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Reggie Miller has done everything outside of outright saying “Let’s go Lakers” on this broadcast

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

It's going to be four long years of this shit. Day after day, batshit idea after batshit idea, just a Bataan Death March of the mind.

submitted 47 days ago • 475 comments

Nothing in sports like a doink

submitted 57 days ago • 10 comments

Texas is back

submitted 53 days ago • 16 comments

Today is the 10th anniversary of “Meet me in Temecula”

submitted 60 days ago • 31 comments

When people ask me when Twitter peaked... it was Meet Me In Temecula. That was the day.

submitted 60 days ago • 4 comments

I just watched Dwight Powell shoot and make a 3 in person. Season made

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments