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spiritually i'm out of office

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

I just scored 13,276 on a game of at://2048. Think you can do better? Join in on the fun with @2048.blue.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

listen up fellas

submitted 2 days ago • 188 comments

Cat alignment chart. Where does your kitty fall?

submitted 662 days ago • 106 comments

Oops all cat photos

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

if the hardcore band looks like this you are going to die in the pit

submitted 13 days ago • 108 comments

Verify me!

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

‘Twas not fear or love that made Orpheus turn around, but a secret third thing (unmedicated ADHD)

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

Me: yeah boss I made those sexy pictures just like you asked Boss: you what?

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

your identity in a capitalist society

submitted 288 days ago • 121 comments

Francis ass vibes

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

me checking in with my friends every day

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

markets soar as investors realize that mommy didn't actually disappear, she was just hiding behind her hands

submitted 27 days ago • 76 comments

hi @adobe.com enjoy this wonderful creativity amen

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Worried about a recession? This sheet-pan water pie will make you feel like it's the 1930s again.

submitted 33 days ago • 134 comments

Dating is tough these days. Everyone seems to want a partner in crime, but ghosts me when I suggest to do crimes for a date

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Going to start adding gov employees to my group chat “Most fuckable Duck Tales characters”

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve just been informed that I’m Public Enemy #69,420,000

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Translation: How dare you inconvenience my very fast vehicle and increase the commute time by 30 seconds

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It’s very hungry

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck Chuck Schumer All my homies hate Chuck

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

The photo that got me banned from Hinge

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

This decade is more like the eye-rolling twenties

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

I’m a 10 but also dyslexic

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments