Pretty sure no one wants to see my fat hairy thighs in those ideal shorts. I'll keep wearing my knee length cargo shorts like I'm going to 2003 The Vans Warped Tour thank you very much.
Okay, short shorts it is
Really my only concern is making sure the patches of dark skin on my inner thighs aren't visible. They only reach slightly past my underpants so I can probably get away with yellow if not blue
Then can we normalize men shaving their legs? Because it's bad enough that the area in the yellow and blue zone hasn't seen the sun since I was 5, but the leg hair also stops around the same area. This is complicated.
Ah, sign of the times I guess. I thought you were saying they were a whore for A.I., like they had done something with them using computer generation of some kind.
You can’t do that kind of time projection. These are young dudes running against stuffy older pols like HW Bush. They don’t look like they have spent every day since their 18th birthday in a suit, they look like normal guys who just worked out.
I do recall a minor flutter over Bill being such an alleged lard-ass that he went for McDonalds after a jog, but those pasty thighs would have lived on forever in the public’s imagination
The kids are gonna be embarrassed and weird regardless of anything cause like that’s what kids do, you on the other hand will be confident and looking good, showing the world “yes I love my legs and my children“
Sir I am almost 46 with 2 kids in middle school. Wearing short shorts in summer feels amazing. Embarrassing children is a beautiful bonus effect. Free yourself from this prison
One of the true joys of getting old is knowing that I don't have to worry about the style or length of my shorts anymore. And, hey, with the new tariffs, even if I cared to be hip, I couldn't afford it anyway.
I can not, I would not, I will never, never, wear shorts that don't come down to the top of my knees. I don't care what type, style color, it doesn't matter who points and laughs. My hat will be fitted, bill curved, and backward. I am immune to your disdain.
I am 5’ 7.5”, unacceptable is the only range I can find shorts in. So I embrace the cringe and wear cargo shorts exclusively. I should use the extra pockets to mule beef jerky around.
My honeymoon was in Australia and I spent days out in the desert hooning camels and not once did I put on shorts. Death before showing the slightest bit of leg
I heard to a woman explain this years ago and I thought to myself “Why do guys that want to attract women wear shorts women don’t like?”. I’ve been wearing 5 inch inseams ever since.
Probably not. I won't expound on it too much, but it involved two things: a woman saying No in a sexual consent context, and something that got him expelled in undergrad for sexual assault.
Why? Seriously? Your legs are prob fine looking, you might have some minor flaws, who cares, let them babies breathe, if anyone judges you they suck, tell them you are proud of how you look and they will shut the fuck up, and if they don’t you can do some deep leg stretches to show your power.
I am transcending all of this discourse because I give zero fucks about how women perceive my cargo shorts, I absolutely need them to have 10 pockets each more expansive than the mines of Moria and I will be NOT compromising on this.
If I really wanted to look good I'd be wearing a kilt.
I was saying that a lot of guys are afraid to show their legs and that it's kind of silly. Afraid of showing leg, what is this, Victorian England? It's a gender thing that hurts men because many would be more comfortable, less sweaty and would even look better with short shorts.
Look, I'm not going to try and manage your own self-image. But there is a boldness in showing yourself to the world and saying "my flesh is thus, this is how I wish to present myself, and I am unmoved by your remarks or judgements".
It’s Uncle Jim summer! Dudes been rocking his cutoff 501’s, damn near daisy dukes, since time began. My cousins, his stepdaughters, were always mortified when summer came around and uncle Jim’s beautiful tanned gams came out for the whole world to see.
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where can i buy these beautiful ace long-shorts?
good for them haha
it's gonna be the hottest summer ever so we might just normalize very short clothes
God. I was so spectacularly sexy in my tight 1985 turquoise Ocean Pacific shorts. It was like right out of the volleyball scene in Top Gun.
Sigh. I could’ve got it. 1985 me had no idea.
Don't bow to the tyranny of the female gaze, dress for yourself, not for the delight of others.
RIP Elvis Pugsley: you were a beautiful accessory dog.
Now you don’t have to dress for women of course. But if you want to.. FREE THOSE THIGHS.
Really my only concern is making sure the patches of dark skin on my inner thighs aren't visible. They only reach slightly past my underpants so I can probably get away with yellow if not blue
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This is the kind of context that is very important to add via alt text. :)
Why "whore", though?
Linen pants for me, sorry.
sure, i’ve never worn those but it’s nice to have options.
Oh no. Oh no no no...
he would call the blue-type shorts you've shown "only for [fslur]s" if that indicates anything about him (he's violently straight)
If I really wanted to look good I'd be wearing a kilt.
Even so, I doubt there are many girlies who would find it a thrill.
Wrong! Your legs need some sun, you need some confidence to pull the shorts off, but be like forge, look hot in short shorts.
just stop doing this