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AL MICHAELS: Okay, we’ve met the Chiefs’ defense, now let’s get to know the offense. “Patrick Mahomes, Texas Tech” “Travis Kelce, Cincinnati” “Jeanne Dielman, 23 Commerce Quay, 1080 Brussels”

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

If the second largest city in the country can’t handle like 400 protestors, how are the police supposed to implement martial law at the behest of the Trump administration? The numbers don’t add up.

submitted 4 hours ago • 5 comments

We need to bring back the social taboo against face tattoos so we never have to deal with another Jelly Roll situation again

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

Every morning the cat whines and cries to be fed for the hour before I feed him, and I feed him at the same time. I'm the one doing it, and I'm doing it on a schedule, but from the cat's perspective he has successfully lobbied me into feeding him. I wonder how many times in my life I'm the cat.

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

Two guys losing a Standing Normally competition

submitted 5 hours ago • 12 comments

I main Waluigi, and I vote!

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

Ian Proulx is the son of Tom Proulx, cofounder of Intuit, the company that has spent decades buying politicians to extract $50 from every American tax filer. He absolutely has a red one at home.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

You aren’t serious people

submitted 7 hours ago • 4 comments

If they do, who enforces it? We keep seeing masked dudes doing these ICE enforcements with cobbled together uniforms, that tells me there’s not a lot of guys who are willing to do this stuff, and it takes a lot of people to enforce a crackdown like this, especially when people are primed to protest.

submitted 7 hours ago • 8 comments

Similar energy

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Not to mention that MeToo was more or less a direct, delayed response to Trump winning the first time. Thermostatic opinion is real and it is not your friend if you’re trying to triangulate. People see what the results are when woke goes away and they fucking hate it.

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

This was donated by the cofounder of Palantir, a beautiful metaphor for Bari Weiss’s whole deal

submitted 9 hours ago • 3 comments

It’s too bad that Jake Mangum isn’t a switch hitter because then me and a bunch of baseball writers who have depression could try to get a “Two Headed Boy” nickname to stick

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

I’m not joking about this. You can just ride the rails and vibe in free roam. The train even makes stops and lets passengers off! I do not have autism.

submitted 10 hours ago • 3 comments

Thinking about how the car-centric nature of Mario Kart World hurts its residents. Toads have to cross a road where there is racing going on just to get from the lifeguard station to the water.

submitted 10 hours ago • 8 comments

Our long Meltdown May continues

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

I sent this to the group chat and @dmmcfarlingmusic.bsky.social went off

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

the mario kart world soundtrack is like if you gave the hottest session musicians on earth the mandate to score a version of sportscenter where all the athletes are christian babies

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

I do appreciate that the Detroit Tigers love doing the thing we would do in my freshman year of college where we’d hit our pointer fingers against the rest of our hand by whipping our arms. I don’t know what it’s called because we would only enthusiastically yell “THIS THING!” when we did it.

submitted 11 hours ago • 5 comments

Bom video

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Pete fuckin’ Alonzo

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

dejectedly Horns up

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

It’s time for a Nice Meal

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Fat cat Friday

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I love the idea of a murder mystery action game. Looking for a murderer? Perhaps you should look inside yourself when you off your two hundredth faceless goon.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I do like that Bluesky seems to just randomly sign you out for no good reason occasionally, forcing you to verify that 2FA still works

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

all trucks in mario kart world come with this sticker pre-applied

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Resolved: the working class are the people I like and the ruling class are the ones I don’t

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

The idea that people stayed home because the government wouldn’t let them go out is one of the most pernicious myths of the COVID era. People stayed home and kept their kids out of school because they were trying to protect them from a deadly and mysterious virus!

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

go ahead and prepare yourself for the fact that they're going to try their hardest to create the most bizarro world "Michael Brown"ing of a guy who isn't even dead, let alone come into meaningful contact with law enforcement until the Trump regime chose to make him Homo Sacer

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

That's a hell of a Friday news dump

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment