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Shadowboxing the apocalypse and wandering the land
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What is happening to the Philadelphia Phillies?

Can we just play the Rockies forever?

I swear to god these posts are going to actually drive me insane. There is no 4D chess game being played here. No Machiavellian 'distract the masses' play. These people are fucking morons. Trump isn't Palpatine, he's fucking Jar Jar.

Kinda weird to have “should you fly foreign flags” discourse on the day of the Puerto Rico Day parade

The point of being in the White House press corps is to work sources in the White House to get favorable leaks, and I am significantly less upset than everyone else that a reporter was removed for very publicly torching their relationship with the White House?

As long as I’m doing takes on a Sunday morning - I think that the nature of RCV has prevented a mayoral primary here in NYC that would have been significantly more acrimonious for the progressive/left portion of the ballot than it currently is.

If Andrew Cuomo, a craven politician desperate for power, is putting out statements about ICE like this, that’s both a sign that the Trump administration is losing on immigration and that the pundits who are arguing we need to take a harder stance on immigration to win are full of shit.

The Mets are really good now, and quite fun, and as a fan I enjoy that. However, I do miss when I could get a ticket for like $10 to basically any game. It’s like $40 to sit in the left field 500 level for Pride Night next Friday!

I’m seeing people point out that the National Guard wasn’t actually deployed and I think that’s probably missing the point. It’s not about actively doing repression, it’s about feeding the myth the Trump base believes where cities are war zones that must be avoided filled with dangerous people.

Yeah I guess LeBron putting up a 22.6 PER is pretty special, but it's not that impressive when you compare him to people rolling out of bed and firing off something like this at age 86.

AL MICHAELS: Okay, we’ve met the Chiefs’ defense, now let’s get to know the offense. “Patrick Mahomes, Texas Tech” “Travis Kelce, Cincinnati” “Jeanne Dielman, 23 Commerce Quay, 1080 Brussels”

If the second largest city in the country can’t handle like 400 protestors, how are the police supposed to implement martial law at the behest of the Trump administration? The numbers don’t add up.

We need to bring back the social taboo against face tattoos so we never have to deal with another Jelly Roll situation again

Every morning the cat whines and cries to be fed for the hour before I feed him, and I feed him at the same time. I'm the one doing it, and I'm doing it on a schedule, but from the cat's perspective he has successfully lobbied me into feeding him. I wonder how many times in my life I'm the cat.

Two guys losing a Standing Normally competition

I main Waluigi, and I vote!

Ian Proulx is the son of Tom Proulx, cofounder of Intuit, the company that has spent decades buying politicians to extract $50 from every American tax filer. He absolutely has a red one at home.

You aren’t serious people

If they do, who enforces it? We keep seeing masked dudes doing these ICE enforcements with cobbled together uniforms, that tells me there’s not a lot of guys who are willing to do this stuff, and it takes a lot of people to enforce a crackdown like this, especially when people are primed to protest.

Similar energy

Not to mention that MeToo was more or less a direct, delayed response to Trump winning the first time. Thermostatic opinion is real and it is not your friend if you’re trying to triangulate. People see what the results are when woke goes away and they fucking hate it.

This was donated by the cofounder of Palantir, a beautiful metaphor for Bari Weiss’s whole deal

It’s too bad that Jake Mangum isn’t a switch hitter because then me and a bunch of baseball writers who have depression could try to get a “Two Headed Boy” nickname to stick

I’m not joking about this. You can just ride the rails and vibe in free roam. The train even makes stops and lets passengers off! I do not have autism.

Thinking about how the car-centric nature of Mario Kart World hurts its residents. Toads have to cross a road where there is racing going on just to get from the lifeguard station to the water.