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📝writing: PaperCutKnuckles (Substack) 🔔just married (7/10/24) 🫑veggie enthusiast, omnivore 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️bi & nonbinary (they/them) 📚classicist & author 🐈5 cats, 1 dog, 1 cockatiel 🫒lover of strong flavors 💀burned out AuDHD #bskyStickerCollection
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What they aren’t showing on Fox News

Ears. Ears!!! EARS PPL E A R S

So glad the US has been funding Israel all this time… it’s almost like they want WWIII…

ICE rounding up construction workers in my area who were cleaning up an apartment site that got rocked by a really bad fire, displacing 100+ residents. Thanks very much!

Had a chat with a friend who is clearly burnt out but still at work. The problem is that if you wait too long to seek help and take care of yourself your rope can just end up snapping suddenly. It’s a very long road to recovery after this. Friends, if you feel burnt out please seek help 🙏

Yeah I’m a boobs guy (guy who has boobs)

One time right after I moved before all my stuff was delivered I made some food in the oven but I didn't have any oven mitts or anything so I used a pair of jeans

horny is the most powerful animating force in all of human history. it’s more powerful than gravity

W.E.B. Du Bois on Robert E. Lee: “Either he knew what slavery meant when he helped maim and murder thousands in its defense, or he did not. If he did not he was a fool. If he did, Robert Lee was a traitor and a rebel–not indeed to his country, but to humanity and humanity’s God.”

Honestly I love chicory (specifically radicchio) and lettuce too. Bite me.

I love cabbage! There, I said it.

A few days ago people were saying that the LA protests were a bad look for the left and now you have A-list celebrities who were signaling their support for Trump/Musk a few months ago condemning ICE on their Instagram Stories. Funny how that works

"Well this is it, this is the one big bad thing of our lifetimes," I thought on 9-11

Pigeon is loaf 🍞

My favourite #tree 13 years ago. #photography

they should let you take a picture of a smell

Hurting 💔 (I’m eepy)

"you can just do things" "im things" matching t shirt pair for couples

growing up is all about learning to stop laughing before the hiccups start, and coming to terms with the fact that you’d sacrifice joy for comfort at this time

he’s all cosy and innocent looking

Sunrise, just minutes before a thunder storm started. #BlueSkyArtShow #Vibrant #Photography #EastCoastKin

I can’t compete with this

In preparation for next week’s parade/demonstration, tanks are being moved into Washington, DC today. Unprecedented. (Photo from a colleague in DC)

Boy we sure moved from the roaring 20s into late 30s Germany at an unfortunately speedy pace

it’s wild how many “cultural movements” in pop music history are actually just attempts to take musical traditions with radical roots and repackage them in service of consumer capital and vapid hyper-individualism

The most alpha thing of all time: two old men typing on their phones while crying

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

A surprising amount of home ownership is making a series of trips to Lowe’s in an increasingly bad mood.

They did more over Obama in his tan suit.

So you think Merlin the magician wasn't real? I guess that means you also don't believe that he still exists and walks amongst us? Then how do you explain this??? ;)

Thought my cat was fighting the sliding glass door but it was a fearless baby bun bun she wanted to hug probably.

it would be so cool if something happened. we’re so god damn close to something happening

Two men work together to destroy American democracy in a matter of months, then publicly “break up” and the world watches rapt. A pop singer dates a football star and the world calls it a publicity stunt. Y’all are cracked fr,,,

I hope Taylor Swift writes about today’s breakup.

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

Looking at my spouse on our elopement day :’—)

Sunny Lake 🐈‍⬛️🌿

Your moment of calm for today...

Apples coming out with a new safety feature where they call in a wellness check if you listen to the same song more than 20x in a row

Bring back hitting people over the head with a frying pan and having them wobble away with little cuckoo birds and stars circling their heads

This still cracks me up 🤣

perhaps she is born with it perhaps it is product