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📝writing: PaperCutKnuckles (Substack) 🔔just married (7/10/24) 🫑veggie enthusiast, omnivore 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️bi & nonbinary (they/them) 📚classicist & author 🐈5 cats, 1 dog, 1 cockatiel 🫒lover of strong flavors 💀burned out AuDHD #bskyStickerCollection
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us government went from telling miners “learn to code” to telling coders “learn to mine” in less than ten years

I have not and will never learn

How nice would it be to curl up into a chrysalis of your own making for 14 days and emerge a new person who is well rested

(getting zero likes because my posts are bad) the deep state must have full body puppeteered bluesky users into scrolling past my posts

Nonbinary intersex activist Jim Sinclair on Sally Jesse Raphael's show in 1989

where do orcs fill up on gas and get hoagies? at the WAAAGHWAAAGH

Is the barista being nice and just giving me my coffee for free or do I look so terrible she's taking pity on me

forget cloning wolves and mammoths, resurrect something society actually needs: the Conversation Pit

person: (says something mean to me) me: (begins glowing warmly, radiantly as i smile serenely while my body begins to levitate. Rihanna repeats “shine bright like a diamond” in my head as i deliver my response) shut the fuck up

i did it!! i did all the laundry ever!!! we'll never have to do laundry again!!! today is the best d—[THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN DEACTIVATED]

Just watched the Lady Gaga Coachella set. I do not think people understand what we're witnessing. She dominated pop music, then went and did movies/TV for a few years, and now is back better than ever. It's the Michael Jordan arc.

I’m lowkey offended that my religious mother-in-law doesn’t pester us about having kids. Do you not think we can hack it???

“You must never give in to despair. Allow yourself to slip down that road and you surrender to your lowest instincts. In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength.” — Uncle Iroh, in AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER

some people are so fucking annoying honestly

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Behaviores Report: 95% goode 5% attackt a roll of toilettes pappir

If you have a dictionary that you don't show love Oh, yes, son, we're talking to you.

the Apple Store employee knowing deep down that he is helping me transfer all the nudes I’ve saved in the past decade to my new phone

reading Woolf for the first time and holy shit. what the fuck man. getting mad at how good this shit is

This, and, I have no savings 😭😭😭😭😭

I truly don’t understand why conservatives would shoot themselves in the foot with the SAVE Act, there have to be so many more married Republican women who change their names

i love to see a straight couple walk into the bar wearing identical funky hats. in this moment i feel strongly that love is love

this is so horrific

RIP Kurt Vonnegut. Gone 18 yrs. Dang.

Here's the reality: they've backed themselves into a corner. If they bring him home there will be hell to pay. It's clear that they believe that the lesser hell is not bringing him home. So we need to make that hell the worse hell. Start calling and screaming at all of your representatives now! 1/2

The decision on Mahmoud Khalil today will reveal whether we live in a system where authorities can decide what speech is acceptable and condemn people on that basis. We all must pay attention.

They’re only unlikely allies if you haven’t been paying much attention for the past decade or so.

Yes i can confirm ive eaten the dire wolfs. I slow cooked them in the pit "Memphis style". I had them for dinner and it cost me $500 per dog

I have become obsessed with this Athenian building, the "Tower of the Winds" or Horologium/Horologion. It may be the oldest permanent clock tower, the oldest weather station still in existence. Built ~50 BCE, after Rome conquered Athens, it sits adjacent to the Roman Agora. (📷: George Zumstrull)

I love hitting the vape* in the walk-in *albuterol sulfate inhalation aerosol (asthma inhaler)

Pray you once more, Is not your father grown incapable Of reasonable affairs? Is he not stupid With age and alt’ring rheums? Can he speak? Hear? Know man from man? Dispute his own estate? Lies he not bed-rid? And again does nothing But what he did being childish?

(encore at oasis concert) LIAM: anyway here's "don't look back in anger"

Funny how every time there's a shitty garbage bill that pushes us deeper into the waters of fascism it always has juuuust enough democratic support to pass. Wild how that works. Really makes you think.

I wonder how my grandpa who was willing to make excuses for trump’s rapist-ness is feeling rn. (He lives in AZ)

And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad The dreams in which I'm cat sized and my cats are human sized and they take care of me and they go to work and I stay at home and sleep all day are the best I've ever had

Using the excuse of a single national security emergency, real or fake, the fascist dictator takes complete control… totalitarianism. Any courageous opposition is silenced or imprisoned. Stream my hour-long special “Rick Steves’ The Story of Fascism in Europe” at www.ricksteves.com/fascism.

People will always say they’re your friend and they support you no matter what but then they’ll say some toxic shit to you like “you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it’s changing who you are” and “don’t let its power corrupt you” all because they want the amulet for themselves

thinking about how good vaccines are and having a little cry

So re-up as many vaccines as you can by the end of August?

following Jerry is like that U2 album that appeared on all our phones that one time. it just happens