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jesseraub.bsky.social
writer and coffee professional, formerly at Serious Eats, stuff in Bon Appetit, Bright Wall/Dark Room, Vulture, HAD, Polygon, and other places. I also have a newsletter: https://linktr.ee/jesseraub
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Eating multiple cherries without spitting the pits between, a move my dentist calls The Moneymaker

submitted 5 hours ago • 4 comments

tim meadows in i think you should leave should have won the emmy

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

wait a minute this is gillian jacobs

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

got too high and lost my willful suspension of disbelief and now everyone on the TV screen is an actor walking through space and hitting their marks with cameras and crew everyone just out of frame

submitted 6 hours ago • 7 comments

lotta people saying today that doing drugs is cool but that’s not true doing drugs is lame as hell having a nice experience is cool and drugs can play a part in that

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

this is maybe the best song ever written music.apple.com/us/album/mad...

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

maybe the best song going right now music.apple.com/us/album/ter...

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

one of the exercises my physical therapist prescribed is to lay on a bed with one leg dangling off for at least a minute. i got you, doc

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

can’t wait for the babygirlification of mike bosko, i know it’s coming

submitted 117 days ago • 1 comment

Charles Barkley: “They got us up so high I could touch God. That’s the only chance il get too see him. I’m going to hell”

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

ashley’s going out of town next weekend and my entire plan is watching Heat so loud that the gunshots make me shit my pants

submitted 11 hours ago • 5 comments

it's 4:15 on a friday afternoon and i just punted a project deadline set by a vendor back to them on a technicality i could've addressed at any time in the 2 weeks leading up to today. if there was justice in this world their project manager would by rights be allowed to kill me

submitted 13 hours ago • 21 comments

bench rest

submitted 14 hours ago • 3 comments

honestly a crime that no one has thought to consult an expert on this for analysis which is why i’m tagging in @milesklee.bsky.social

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

when the “view full thread” is structurally load bearing

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

british cop shows are popular in the US because it feels like an absolute fantasy that a police officer wouldn’t immediately shoot your dog and plant drugs on your mom the moment they enter your home

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TRUE CRIME PODCASTER DOING A SEASON ON MY GRISLY MURDER: From the outside, he was a normal man. A husband, a father, a friend. But he also harbored a secret. Something he didn't talk much about at all those lazy summer barbecues. He also (voice turning dark) posted online

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments

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submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

blowin’ trees

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

it’s interesting examining how John Leguizamo’s signature has changed over twenty years, something i can do first hand

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