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writer and coffee professional, formerly at Serious Eats, stuff in Bon Appetit, Bright Wall/Dark Room, Vulture, HAD, Polygon, and other places. I also have a newsletter: https://linktr.ee/jesseraub
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And1 more thing

parents are in town which can only mean one thing: time to catch up on nate bargatze specials

ashley got me a vintage Sports Specialties for my birthday: the Official Hat Of Depressed 40-Year Old Sports Fans

on a tour of Taliesin and the tour guide mentioned it has 36,000 sq feet causing the most Chicago man ever sitting behind me said “jesus, that’s Michael Jordan territory”

tfw it’s Zone Time baby c’mon love da Zone let’s go

ET after spending a few weeks on Earth

my parents are visiting which means i need to sleep upstairs next to ashely tonight and i just approached the box of breathe right strips like Major General Franklin Kirby approaching John Matrix for one last job

once again: it is a lie that leftists withholding votes impacted the election 2016 or 2024. there aren’t that many of them, and the same amount has voted or not voted the same way for the past 20 years. those elections were lost because a significant amount of normal democratic voters stayed home.

ate a giant piece of cheesecake at 10am because i turn 40 soon and you can’t be doing that once you’re on the downward slope

had to pause an argument I was having in the wave pool when a big one swept me into my opponents arms

they should make a computer that’s small enough to hold in your hand

tune in, turn on, switch to HDMI 2, drop out