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jesseraub.bsky.social
writer and coffee professional, formerly at Serious Eats, stuff in Bon Appetit, Bright Wall/Dark Room, Vulture, HAD, Polygon, and other places. I also have a newsletter: https://linktr.ee/jesseraub
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hey guys have some time to kill before bed so let’s do an Ask Me Anything! just reply with any question you have about me and i’ll try to answer it but just know ahead of time i’m not legally allowed to talk about Project Burning Skies or The Incident

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

butter basted baseball steak with pan sauce, charred broccolini, cabbage and parmesan salad

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

hey @lechased.bsky.social… like wat u see 🏀🥵😚👌🏻

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

tiny ant season is upon us

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

the “w.” in “george w. bush” stands for “wish he was dead”

submitted 598 days ago • 2 comments

the guy i pay $35 to kick me in the nuts every day is five minutes late. he's lucky he's union otherwise i'd be docking his fee

submitted 11 hours ago • 4 comments

taking out my ladder to clean the gutters. everything goes black and white. the words “had this ever happened to you?” appear across my midsection. oh no

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

moulin rouge for dogs

submitted 11 hours ago • 7 comments

film crew showed up at my house saying they’re supposed to shoot a movie here called Where The Dumbest Man Ever Lives. can they do that

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

once again asking for a buffet restaurant that only serves hand pie type foods from all over the world. big platters of empanadas and samosas and momos and pasties and sambusas and hot pockets and so on

submitted 1 day ago • 43 comments

A lot of people want third places, fewer want to actually experience the spontaneous socialization with strangers that is the entire point of a third place www.eater.com/24433384/wha...

submitted 14 hours ago • 5 comments

i guess you know life could be worse, you could be a candidate for Phoneix Suns Head Coach

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

why is everyone so mad about Dince Edward Island these days

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

black mirror episode about a toilet that says “please” and “thank you”

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

i'm the guy who designed apple's "ex wives and dead pets" feature for the photos app. i know you just needed to find a photo of some noodles you took but have you considered all the things you've loved and lost recently

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

the esteemed bathroom scientists of japan have dared to ask the crucial question: what if a toilet was alive

submitted 19 hours ago • 20 comments

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

i'm the guy who designed apple's "ex wives and dead pets" feature for the photos app. i know you just needed to find a photo of some noodles you took but have you considered all the things you've loved and lost recently

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments