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"The trouble with him was that he was not able to imagine." ~Jack London, To Build a Fire
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You know, I can (and will) talk shit about senators all day, but at the end of it, I'm the chump amazed that they're wholly unprepared for authoritarianism when that is the entire 2000-year history of senators in a nutshell.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Don't know why people bother specifying that cops are shooting people "with less lethals." They're shooting people. End of sentence. The same headline tactics that are used to minimize genocide and fascism can be popped right back in their faces. The pigs are out blasting, there's your tweet.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Man, the final dance of deduction in the Ace Attorney Chronicles, where Sholmes reveals to us, the audience, that's he's been clowning on Naruhodo to train him the entire time, what a moment.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I'm furious this made me laugh.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Ok, hear me out: 1 gorilla, 100 men, but the gorilla gets DK's ↑B and a pair of stunner shades.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Ok, listen up banks: if you want me to stop telling you to give me all your money, you need to stop asking how you can improve my customer experience. I'm clearly going through a rough time as it is, wearing my prized balaclava and gun one last time before I sell them, I don't need you piling on.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Flex post, flex post, flex post, flex post, flex post, flex post, BOLLARD. #WorldBollardAssociation

submitted 33 days ago • 36 comments