satsumawasp.bsky.social
"The trouble with him was that he was not able to imagine."
~Jack London, To Build a Fire
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Robots: We already tried that. The lot of you tangled up the wires inside a week, nothing doing.
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Man, you're racking up quite the record against those strawmen.
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Remember: switching to your side sexuality is always faster than reaffirming your primary
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Thanks, I was gonna get somewhat close for kicks.
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People just keep leaving it out, suckers!
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What the hell are they teaching kids in schools?! Someone please tell me, I haven't been allowed near one in years.
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In unfairness, we're also armed. What's the point of concealed carry if you're not going to use it?
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Every time I hear someone mention Pocari Sweat whom I don't expect to be familiar with it, my brain immediately goes "OHHHH X KNOWS ABOUT POCARI!?!!" instead of "it's an extremely successful sports drink sold internationally, and anyone remotely familiar with Japan knows about it."
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Exactly my thought. I love pistachios, but balance in all things.
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we're all dying. big whoop
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Just scribble "elaborate" beneath
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No! This could be just what we need to defeat the right, let them cook!
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This is usually the point where I have to put down the automation simulator, haven't got quite so far in a strict puzzle game before.
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“You’re all calling me stupid for betting on coughing baby 300 times in a row, but bomb defusal technicians don’t even exist, so who’s the real moron?”
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I was going to say he explains himself pretty well, but now that I'm actually doing a dive, there's more lore here than I expected.
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Cool post! Out of (at time of responding) 82 replies to this, 78 are negative and 4 could generously be called neutral. So I'm thinking there's your next article.
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Surprisingly wholesome
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I thought it meant you were online now
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All I can think about is the bespoke leotard situation she's got going on.
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Well the cool part is that in the immediate term, this translates to more extreme winters, not necessarily hotter ones. Long term prospects of greatcoats not so good.
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Please, right this way into literally any situation you'd like.
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is porch inside house?
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What is it with "Guy"s?
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I feel like if I drop this at the right time I can win a lot more of them, that's for sure.
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I moreso meant that sometimes they ended up doing it accidentally as well, so prolific were they.
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It's also going to fuck up a bunch of one way routes and everyone's going to have to learn new traffic patterns. The knock on effects are extremely anxiety inducing, even to the totally competent. The backlash will be major, no matter how good the reasons are.
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For me there's a simple point of comparison: imagine your country says they're going to change which side of the road people drive on, very soon. That's not impossible, plenty of people can make that shift with minimal effort, but everyone's afraid of being on the road with those who can't.
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I'm not denying that if anything can undermine this, it's Linux, I'm just stating the facts: by having their fingers in every pie for half a century, MS has intentionally or otherwise created an extremely painful platform for businesses (especially large ones) to step away from.
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Told you not to bring your muzzle-loaded glock.
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Yeah, alas every system where you wonder "why doesn't some newcomer just disrupt the stagnant market?" is one more unfortunate example of the true purpose of money: to cement power structures such that outsider disruption becomes all but impossible.
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Because standing against it explicitly means standing against the United States in a field they appear willing to go nuclear over.
Regional instability also grants them economic benefits, but those aren't going to last forever. It's really just US appeasement at the end of the day.
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Yes, somebody with billions of dollars and 30 years of secret development. To say that the business world rests on MS foundations is a dramatic understatement, it's the foundation, the walls, the ceiling, the fucking continental crust below.
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Pose hardness out of 10, left to right:
3, 5, 9, 8, 8, 5, 4, 6 (but I think that's a function of her being on the far end, get her closer to the center and I think she's ready to bring an 8 or even 9)
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Shoutout to everyone who flagged this graphic media. You're the true heroes.
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Birthday cake flavored everything sits up there with hard pushing Disneyland for Adults as one of the most viscerally disgusting things to me. Both are marketed in a way to build the following worldview: "Remember the last time you were truly happy? It was when the entire world revolved around you"
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Probably, but then I wouldn't have liked the post because it doesn't make me laugh like "LeBron Themed Gun"
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that's going to melt and you're going to have a 4' thick werther's original floor.
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Paul, I'm sorry, I have to agree with them on this one. I put my life savings in crypto, and my problems with managing large sums disappeared overnight!
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Pay based on revenue would be fair to them, so naturally all but the most famous aren't afforded such deals. Hence, always pirate.
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TBF you are paying for a VPN at that point, but yes, still a much better use of money.
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My dumb ass: “How did he beat everyone else there?”
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“We’re not Labour, and we’re all of 30 seconds old, but we’ve already written down the name! It’s set in stone!”
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Useless body parts:
1) Intestines: Just a big tube with holes.
2) Kidneys, lungs, eyes, ears. Redundant. Just have one.
3) Brain. Name one living thing that's happier with than without.
4) Skin. You're worried about keeping the water in? That's why we have pools, idiot.