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@bencollins.bsky.social whoever wrote this one deserves a raise

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hydration is so hot right now

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🎵 the boys are back in town🎵

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putting the teenage mutant ninja turtles ooze in my vape pen

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aren’t you a big “freedom of speech” guy?

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(proudly showing my date a pencil mark on the wall - the mark is clearly several inches taller than me) that's how tall i am

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imagining a headline where the famous person is like, “oh yeah i definitely did all that

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President Trump, send in the paw patrol

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the P stands for pedophile

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Discover tab should just be my posts

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Discover tab on here keeps trying to show me Krassensteins Kontent

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not gay bro, your balls are like the size of the moon

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Official Cuomo ad has him dapping up a guy in an I ❤️BBWs hoodie

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i wonder if James Gunn touches on this in the new Superman movie

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i wonder if James Gunn touches on this in the new Superman movie

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somewhere, there’s a horse going absolutely bonkers chugging Monsters

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it’s time to replace all doctors with ai

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@hydrationchimp.bsky.social I found an old, good post of yours in my screenshots

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Finally it's time for recognition for the freaking dads

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feeling like the white baby gronk

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donald trump is a freaking BUTTHEAD

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what’s up sickos, freaks, and weirdos

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Insurance should not be for-profit. If insurance turns a profit, it's imbalanced and should redistribute. If HEALTHCARE insurance turns enough profit to make people BILLIONAIRES, that means we are being murdered, on purpose, in high volume.

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Giving Republicans a free meal in an attempt to own them is about the best way I can describe the Democratic Party

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Just reminds me of my favorite Felix quote

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Hear me out

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Just found my new shampoo

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Wow bestie I was noticing the way you flay the damned with skill

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Trade wars are tough when your biggest exports are episodes of "Fuller House."

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@bencollins.bsky.social whoever wrote this one deserves a raise

hydration is so hot right now

🎵 the boys are back in town🎵

putting the teenage mutant ninja turtles ooze in my vape pen

aren’t you a big “freedom of speech” guy?

(proudly showing my date a pencil mark on the wall - the mark is clearly several inches taller than me) that's how tall i am

imagining a headline where the famous person is like, “oh yeah i definitely did all that

President Trump, send in the paw patrol

the P stands for pedophile

Discover tab should just be my posts

Discover tab on here keeps trying to show me Krassensteins Kontent

not gay bro, your balls are like the size of the moon

Official Cuomo ad has him dapping up a guy in an I ❤️BBWs hoodie

i wonder if James Gunn touches on this in the new Superman movie

i wonder if James Gunn touches on this in the new Superman movie

somewhere, there’s a horse going absolutely bonkers chugging Monsters

it’s time to replace all doctors with ai

@hydrationchimp.bsky.social I found an old, good post of yours in my screenshots

Finally it's time for recognition for the freaking dads

feeling like the white baby gronk

donald trump is a freaking BUTTHEAD

what’s up sickos, freaks, and weirdos

Insurance should not be for-profit. If insurance turns a profit, it's imbalanced and should redistribute. If HEALTHCARE insurance turns enough profit to make people BILLIONAIRES, that means we are being murdered, on purpose, in high volume.

Giving Republicans a free meal in an attempt to own them is about the best way I can describe the Democratic Party

Just reminds me of my favorite Felix quote

Hear me out

Just found my new shampoo

Wow bestie I was noticing the way you flay the damned with skill

Trade wars are tough when your biggest exports are episodes of "Fuller House."

Famously, addicts will never lie and be totally open and truthful about their habits when confronted.

and we're back

God has abandoned us

if you see something, say something. i like hearing about your day

Me at my anual performance review tomorrow morning: