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hydrationchimp.bsky.social
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does anyone know what this thing coming out of my steering wheel does? I have never used it before and im worried i will break something

submitted 5 hours ago • 14 comments

No kings? Yas, queen

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

the name is Nurr. Beau Nurr

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Anything to avoid having to actually try to make people’s lives better

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

what a bold new strategy

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

submitted 19 days ago • 5 comments

watching Commando (1985) on Disney Plus like God intended 🫡

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

In my opinion Deftones is pronounced like Deft Ones

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

i hope republicans are prepared for the banger press conference Schumer is going to hold tomorrow😤

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

every time i open up the news machine, it’s only bad news what’s up with that

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

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@bencollins.bsky.social whoever wrote this one deserves a raise

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

hydration is so hot right now

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

🎵 the boys are back in town🎵

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

putting the teenage mutant ninja turtles ooze in my vape pen

submitted 293 days ago • 3 comments

aren’t you a big “freedom of speech” guy?

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

(proudly showing my date a pencil mark on the wall - the mark is clearly several inches taller than me) that's how tall i am

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

imagining a headline where the famous person is like, “oh yeah i definitely did all that

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

President Trump, send in the paw patrol

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

the P stands for pedophile

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Discover tab should just be my posts

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Discover tab on here keeps trying to show me Krassensteins Kontent

submitted 8 days ago • 84 comments

*not gay* bro, your balls are like the size of the moon

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 9 days ago • 86 comments

Official Cuomo ad has him dapping up a guy in an I ❤️BBWs hoodie

submitted 9 days ago • 30 comments

i wonder if James Gunn touches on this in the new Superman movie

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

i wonder if James Gunn touches on this in the new Superman movie

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

somewhere, there’s a horse going absolutely bonkers chugging Monsters

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

it’s time to replace all doctors with ai

submitted 10 days ago • 144 comments

@hydrationchimp.bsky.social I found an old, good post of yours in my screenshots

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Finally it's time for recognition for the freaking dads

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

feeling like the white baby gronk

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment