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danecd.bsky.social
i live behind winkie's diner. he/him, part of multiple annoying online communities
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I’m GEN Z. I vape WEED. I hate OLD FUCKS. I have NO FUTURE. I commit PETTY THEFT. I drank WATER from a HOSE in the YARD, because that’s not a RARE EXPERIENCE and every generation HAD HOSES. I love DRAG

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hell is listening to a children's choir perform "take me home, country roads"

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every gender transition is a statement in favor of human possibility and freedom and i’m tired of hearing it talked about like it’s some kind of disease

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Age is just a number. “Number” is just a word. Words are just letters holding hands

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frankenstein was the OG bodybuilder

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what a fucking simp

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I'm starting to embrace the loser mindset. 100% failmaxxing. Dudpilled flopcore. Entering my fizzle era. Girl it's giving last place.

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science actually has enough bodies, i'm donating my body to math

submitted 21 days ago • 37 comments

i want mike flanagan to stop after-school special-ing classic horror movies thanks and bye

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hooking up w college boys for jstor access

submitted 27 days ago • 3 comments

Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day

submitted 27 days ago • 195 comments

what if i filled a paintball gun w/ cheese balls? would you open your mouth like a little slut?

submitted 28 days ago • 35 comments

made a chart

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miyazaki should do a luigi mangioni biopic. the raw power

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they invented a wikipedia article than could tranquilize a bear

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Remember NFTs lol

submitted 43 days ago • 27 comments

Assigned Cunty At Birth

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1. Judge Reyes has blocked Trump's transgender military ban, calling it "soaked in animus" "Transgender people risked their lives to ensure for others the very equal protection rights the Military Ban seeks to deny them.” The latest from S Baum. Subscribe to support our journalism.

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kept thinking about retracting my 'big thief is polyamorous fleetwood mac' bit after Max Oleartchik left the band but no; changing the lineup because of disagreement over palestinian rights is the MOST "polyamorous fleetwood mac" thing I can imagine

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cool to know the constitution is 'out', great job everyone

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a local

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“to be fair”– fuck no. I am 100% here for tomfoolery and partiality

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DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series

submitted 76 days ago • 234 comments

@juliusgoat.bsky.social

submitted 78 days ago • 711 comments

bog has gotta be the best name for terrain like yup that shit is 100% bog

submitted 79 days ago • 20 comments

nice to have a destination for voidposting

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trump I: stupid watergate trump II: stupid rasputin

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living behind Winkies

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less strongly worded letters from dem senators, more obstruction now and forever

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me: what are you doing friday jesus: dying for your sins me: oh jesus: yeah me: well what about thursday jesus: i’m washing like twelve guy’s feet me: if you don’t want to see a movie with me you can just say it

submitted 113 days ago • 10 comments

it’s difficult being the coolest guy in the warehouse i doubt a lot of people even realize my hairnet is on backwards

submitted 113 days ago • 3 comments

diet dr pepper resplendent

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some pictures

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it’s not cool to say bon iver right

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gilmore girls as an analogy for the purpose of mutual debt between nation states

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sneaking 'erudite' into corporate blog posts

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