me: what are you doing friday jesus: dying for your sins me: oh jesus: yeah me: well what about thursday jesus: i’m washing like twelve guy’s feet me: if you don’t want to see a movie with me you can just say it - ThreadSky

tweetpotato314.bsky.social • 41 days ago

me: what are you doing friday

jesus: dying for your sins

me: oh

jesus: yeah

me: well what about thursday

jesus: i’m washing like twelve guy’s feet

me: if you don’t want to see a movie with me you can just say it

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potsmokersbible.bsky.social•40 days ago

I'm going to be nice. I could say so many things about this. But for the Essene Christians who follow the perceived teaching of Jesus. I will refrain. Because I'm not a Christian. I am Essene.

mustardhat.bsky.social•40 days ago

If you don't have anything intelligent to say, say nothing at all...

mentorminute.bsky.social•41 days ago

Jesus: Dude didn’t you see me part the Red Sea?! That wasn’t a green screen, man made graphics nor AI.

Jesus: Dude! Did you get my text? Follow me.

jedistark.bsky.social•39 days ago

Maybe if you offer to let him drive this time

soupcansteffans.bsky.social•40 days ago

Nah, I just have some shit until Sunday. After that I'm wide open for the next few thousand years

eltopo71.com•40 days ago

You can't maintain 12 close friendships in today's world, there just isn't time.

eltopo71.com•39 days ago

Some say that the most unbelievable part of the Bible is Jesus having 12 close friends in his 30s.

dealrp.bsky.social•28 days ago

That’s why he died. To not have to honor previous commitments

jginsburg.bsky.social•28 days ago

He doesn't want to be rude

dkbuddychrist.bsky.social•41 days ago

Jesus: I’ll be free again Sunday; how about a Sunday matinee?

mashamasha.bsky.social•39 days ago

Weren't you supposed to be at his dinner on Thursday, M@thew? John and Peter told me they're not happy that you blew it off for a movie, they had to cancel hot dates to be at that dinner where all they had to eat and drink was bread and wine

mashamasha.bsky.social•39 days ago

Can y'all tell I used to teach Sunday school lol

everythingisgrate.bsky.social•40 days ago

“Maybe later. I still gotta turn some water into wine and stuff.”

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