I’m GEN Z. I vape WEED. I hate OLD FUCKS. I have NO FUTURE. I commit PETTY THEFT. I drank WATER from a HOSE in the YARD, because that’s not a RARE EXPERIENCE and every generation HAD HOSES. I love DRAG
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I had DIVORCED parents (because have YOU seen the DIVORCE rates in this COUNTRY?) who ACTUALLY get along JUST FINE, thank you. I SKIBIDI my OWn toilet. My BAKA is QUITE sussy, thanks for asking.
No matter how old you are, when you look back on how long it took you to get here, it will feel the same. In a sense it will feel as if you became old in an instant.
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Ah, c’mon. Some of us Boomers are cool old fucks. I drink from hoses. Let birds read my IPad, want LBGTQ+ friends because they’re honest, jumped out of planes, enjoy rap and reggae. Talk to chimps in ASL. Can speak dog. Study whales in the wild. Know astros who went to the Moon. Vote for peace ☮️
I cannot believe how many microplastic brained people suffering from lead poisoning are on here taking this super seriously... wait I think I just cleared that up for myself, yeah.
Well - I’m GenX. I vape weed, I hate feeling old and fuckers. I hate the political and environmental world I’ll leave to my kids. I don’t commit theft but I do use xD for laughing, which my daughter says is just as bad. I drank water from a hose because I had no choice, and I also love drag.
If you Google "Charlie Brown kicks hose" you'll get an AI response that says: "'Charlie Brown kicks hose' is a phrase that likely refers to the famous Charlie Brown and the 'kicking the football' gag in the Peanuts comic strip and animated specials."...
"Charlie Brown attempts to kick a football held by Lucy, but it's always pulled away just before he can hit it. The 'hose' is a play on the word 'hope,' implying that Charlie Brown's efforts to succeed are always thwarted."
Nice try. But no. Charlie Brown kicked a hose because his baseball team was terrible and he wanted to vent his frustration by kicking a water cooler (like a big league manager would) but he had to settle for a hose. He became tangled in the hose. Visual gag. The End.
Apparently nobody has ever written a Master's thesis about the the hose-kicking Charlie Brown strip, because if they had, AI would have known about it.
I basically grew up in my grandma's plant nursery and I never even once drank from the hose. It's full of compost and weird algae and the water smelled like old duct tape.
The petunias grew strong though. Some years, even too strong...
I never understood the pride from drinking out of a hose. I often think of how grateful I am that I have access to cups and the ability to not drink from a hose. Such a weird thing to hang your hat on.
voice of the generation. can't wait to grow old and tell gen alpha their media faves will never reach the soaring heights my generation grew up with, such as tobuscus,
I'm a DRYWALLER. I love CUM. I drink ZINFANDEL. I like WOMEN. and also MEN. I'd rather be GOONING. I protect my NENDOROIDS. If you like FUNKO POPS you can FUCK OFF.
I'm actually bart simpson's age as of the series premiere. xennial. i vaped weed when you were in elementary school. I'm not morally opposed to petty theft but it's not worth the risk for the reward. everyone drank water from a hose. I'm ambivalent about drag for the same reasons I'm
ambivalent about women's clothing. I don't care if she's wearing overalls if she's baddie. I just don't care for burlesque, vaudeville or musical theater but I don't detest them, I've enjoyed moments. I'm just more of a backpacking and warehouse renegade kinda guy.
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I don't know. I also don't think it matters. These generational cohorts seem very anglocentric. I can't really see calling someone (me) from outside the English-speaking world a "Millennial" would have very much meaning
Ah, that does make sense. i’m starting to think it doesn’t matter too, but it might just be sour grapes because everybody seems to be turning on Gen X.
Really what I’d like to see is more of us banding together by shared values versus when we were born
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Generations are made up by media to stoke pretend controversy. Everyone thinks people older than them are out of touch and people younger than them are clueless and shallow.
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A sussy Baka means suspiciously acting like a thirst trap, but with enough plausible deniability that you can’t call it out.
not The Worst, that's the boomers ofc
but fucking awful
@codepink.bsky.social is a prime example of elders who rock.
Asmongold, Tim Pool, Destiny & Adin Ross viewers are examples of the worst people on the planet from every generation
and genx is absolutely *terrible*
we just been flying low
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nah, please, vape your weed
I'm just speaking as a lifelong nicotine fiend and even out of my tiny glass pipe smoking still feels like...smoking
vaping flower actually tastes like flower? and also doesn't hurt my busted lungs and doesn't make me want to smoke cigarettes
highly recommend the pax plus flower vapes (but they are not cheap alas)
and *probably* less than smoking?
:shrug:
i have no dog in this hunt, so like frfrfr you do you, I'm about to legit smoke a bowl rn, I'm not trying to advocate for big vape lol
too late sorry 😬
WE CALL IT HOOKAH
what do you think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdZU9egZGq8
The petunias grew strong though. Some years, even too strong...
Hose - good choice.
Drag - awesome
So what, petty theft. Stores write it off.
I fucking hope the future gets better but 🤷🏼♀️
Weed keeps us as sane as possible.
Rock On
Really what I’d like to see is more of us banding together by shared values versus when we were born
GEN Z WEED OLD FUCK NO FUTURE PETTY THEFT WATER HOSE YARD RARE EXPERIENCE HAD HOSES DRAG
Generations are made up by media to stoke pretend controversy. Everyone thinks people older than them are out of touch and people younger than them are clueless and shallow.