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kenstachnik.bsky.social
filmmaker, bread baker, gardener, and dog dad to Freddie Potatoes
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an absolute champion

I'm a JelliKen cat

Did anyone else collect the trading cards for Coppola’s The Conversation when you were a kid?

Yes. Yes! A million times YES!

Damn right youtu.be/lzCzDg3AE_A?...

AOL warned us of the dangers of logging on. It would play for us the screams of the damned. But we didn’t listen. We didn’t listen.

Holy fucking shit

Oh . No! RIP!

I have a million questions about Clark Kent's living situation-- So does he have like a show apartment/condo? Does he go there to keep up appearances? What is in his fridge? How is it decorated? Did he take off all the screens on the windows to make flying away easier? Does he go to HOA meetings?

Shame the timelines didn't sync up Dudley Moore would have played an incredible Milei

holodeck games where you punch nazis

Pide is a style of Turkish pizza Eat your heart out Georgia O'Keeffe

Sad to report @communiess.bsky.social that the throwing off the hump method featured in the pottery episode is not even close to the actual technique

Surprised Harry Potter didn't take a single ceramics class

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I am legitimately CRYING LAUGHING, real tears, absolutely convulsing 😂 — The impossibly adorable @kenstachnik.bsky.social almost made a terrible mistake (he gave consent for me to share this)

I remember when gambling was mostly illegal

I will venmo $20 to anyone who can prove they've kicked James Carville in the balls

Frankly it’s embarrassing how much George Orwell’s “1984” gets wrong about 1984. The publisher should update it to be more accurate, e.g. “Winston heard ‘Eat It’ by Weird Al Yankovic playing on the radio. ‘I’d hate to be Michael Jackson right now!’ he said to Big Brother”

Questions, please. Got a few hours to kill and I'm out of juice for writing. Ask me anything!

'Marshmallows are for team players' is the new 'coffee is for closers'

Gonna rap about pottery and call myself Ceramics-a-Lot

If James Gunn wanted to do some savvy marketing he should commission some posters from currently working artists for Superman and make a big to do of paying actual people for their actual work.

The trap worked! Now we can safely return Cate Blanchette to her native habitat, and there won’t be any more complaints in my neighbourhood about her rooting through trash cans and eating people’s pets.

Oh thank god, DOWN WITH LOVE is on Criterion Channel.

I bet Jabba the Hutt was into feet