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bramley.cx
Web polyglot and firm believer in the request/response cycle. Increasingly queer as time goes on. Owner of a chronic illness. My favorite dinosaur is Triceratops, with Ankylosaurus being a fairly close second. he/they 🩷💜💙🖤🩶🤍💜
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Holy crap, it's finally done. youtu.be/nVQplt7Chos?...

submitted 2 days ago • 19 comments

Nothing makes your bed more comfy than sleeping in a different bed for a week.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Maybe I should buy some actual, physical gold? :/

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

I’m at the Applebees 🍎🐝 I’m at the IHOP 🏡🥞 I’m at the combination Applebees and IHOP 🍎🐝🏡🥞

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

submitted 30 days ago • 886 comments

you've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for sudden collapse of global US hegemony

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

Is there any way to get genetic testing but without selling all your medical info along with it?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I'm a big fan of hot tubs. But having just been in 102°F water for 20ish minutes reinforces how poorly my dumb nervous system wiring appreciates this. I felt fine siting in the tub yet I've been moving like I'm drunk ever since I got out. The brain works but the body doesn't want to cooperate. :(

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Cool, cool, cool. If we ever get in a bind and want to try to emigrate, then it looks like Canada isn't an option. @katespace.com and I would cost the government more than $27,162 per year. www.canada.ca/en/immigrati...

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I’m so fucking salty that the assholes leading this country aren’t just evil, but they’re also fucking ugly as hell like it’s fucking embarrassing, bro, why the fuck do they all look LIKE THAT

submitted 2 days ago • 17 comments

It’s illegal to say you’re gonna kill the president but it’s not illegal to say you’re gonna kill the king. 🤔

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Love seeing people still say "He can't just sign an executive order declaring he's a king because that's not how it works". Man how many times is this gonna happen until you believe it's happening?

submitted 4 days ago • 15 comments

By “Make America Healthy Again” I assume they mean “Kill people who have illnesses”. So glad I have multiple reasons they want me dead, now.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

They deserved better. They deserved so much better. :(

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

What's your sign?

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

If you see this, post a photo from your device with no explanation (but with alt text!)

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

The barista put "You mocha me crazy!" and a heart on @katespace.com 's coffee.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

*Starts writing a reply to comment* "Is this actually worth my time?" *Deletes comment, closes page*

submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

i love that "chat" has emerged as a perfectly cromulent gender-neutral way of saying "guys"

submitted 9 days ago • 9 comments

This looks really cool! A new programming language for the NES pubby.games/nesfab.html

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Beans in chili are woke. What a great bit

submitted 13 days ago • 88 comments

It's an incredible hassle to move away from Google, but it's time. This is just pure evil bootlicking. Go download Firefox, get a new email provider, try to move your SSO account from "Sign in with Google" to something else, or use email/password if you can.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

A big pot of chicken stock on the stove. I don't know what it is, but I really like dissolving inedible parts of a bird with little more than time and hot water.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like there's never been a Torment Nexus warned more about in fiction than this one

submitted 12 days ago • 55 comments

The people who say good coffee is lost on coldbrewing confuse me. I get beans from a friend of mine who roasts his own, and they all taste different and interesting when I coldbrew them.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Metal without distortion is just surf rock m.youtube.com/watch?v=D_O3...

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

eat my ass and hair for coming out with this after years and years of constantly demonizing trans people, New York Times

submitted 13 days ago • 6 comments

Happy Valentine's day, Bluesky.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I still feel weird when people I know in different circles interact and I don't know what the link is. Mostly they involve @kevinmc42.bsky.social and @xaiax.net.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment