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Artist, Jerry Orbach Car owner, Sears shopper. store.brandonbird.com
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submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

Andor in ten days.

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

The 15-minute city.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

I saw “Sacramento” in 4DX (that’s where they don’t turn on the air conditioner, so it feels like being in Sacramento)

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I found a doctor that still gives out stickers.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Rick Steves is the Joe Rogan of the Left.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Mr. Rogers going to traffic court.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

This is the future we could all be having.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Trump Epoch 2 is so insane I forgot all about bird flu and eggs.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

My favorite activity is losing my mind, which is why I enjoy interacting with UPS customer service.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I have strong beliefs about RFK and whether he should be killed by a steamroller.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

People are blissfully taking part in an AI action figure trend at the same time Trump has made a real action figure cost $50.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Scene from the movie that is on right now: Harvey Keitel, some sort of bigwig police guy: We're going to reinstate you. Kevin Kline, dressed in fireman gear outside a fire: I'm a FIREMAN now!!!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

A fascinating element to the tariff thing is people who buy toys and video games understanding for the first time that places that sell toys and video games are businesses.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I bought the Lt. Spock with the beanie on and gifted it to Ethan Peck, he dug it. :) Buy Brandon's stuff, he is dope.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Rejoice! Because prints in my store continue to be 40% off until Easter! Use code SPRINGCLEANING brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

So the tariffs on China remain, but zero tariffs on America's greatest enemy (the guy who steals tweets and writes them in balloons)?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Trump is a useless, dumb man.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

A rich Trumper who used to collect my stuff made his money this way. The first time Trump won he posted to me, "How does it feel?" or something like that.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

The assassination of one particular individual right now would have a reverse-WWI effect.

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

They'd better not put a tariff on witty and heartfelt Australian comedy! deadline.com/2025/04/coli...

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I feel like at some point in the next few years I'm probably going to have to knock out a MAGA and put on his wraparounds to sneak into their base.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments