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Hello, I would like to hire RoboCop to shoot Elon in the dick. Does anyone have his number?

submitted 35 minutes ago • 1 comment

Nosferatu is on Peacock and I'm trying to pay attention but I just gotta ask: why is nobody in this thing calling the Ghostbusters?

submitted 12 hours ago • 6 comments

Pritzker and Newsom should run as an Ernie & Bert duo.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Reacher is about a man living with and being accepted for his neurodivergence.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Someone should make a Cool Short People starter pack (and put me on it).

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

Honestly, I do not think terrible times produce great art. I think it's a thing people say that sounds correct but isn't.

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

Update: The White House is already backing down on this. Keep calling your reps. Keep pressuring them. Along with your reps, the white house phone number is (202) 456-1111. Use 5calls.org to get all your reps in one place along with a guide. www.nysun.com/article/whit...

submitted 1 day ago • 57 comments

Trump tries to come off like a tough guy but he just rambles on like a weakling.

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

CPAC To Feature Exhibit Where Visitors Can Toss Raw Chicken To Rudy Giuliani theonion.com/cpac-to...

submitted 22 hours ago • 33 comments

I have inadvertently been a full-time pedestrian for the last year and a half. Enough time to dissociate and realize, "Wait, cars are weird."

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

Some good news: the next person who tries to shoot him is going to have military weapons training.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Anthony Michael Hall is a good example of the "turn into a totally different guy" type of aging.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Reacher should have a sidekick called Lil' Reach.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

The left wing version of Musk buying twitter should be a bunch of rich-Os putting together a bid to buy Fox News.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments