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This has always been the funniest aspect of health influencer beliefs--the idea that one's body is a finely tuned machine that will also break down immediately if it is not fed 1,000 vitamin capsules each day.

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When your planet needs a new type of leadership #StarTrek

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Hello, I would like to hire RoboCop to shoot Elon in the dick. Does anyone have his number?

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Nosferatu is on Peacock and I'm trying to pay attention but I just gotta ask: why is nobody in this thing calling the Ghostbusters?

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Pritzker and Newsom should run as an Ernie & Bert duo.

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Reacher is about a man living with and being accepted for his neurodivergence.

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Someone should make a Cool Short People starter pack (and put me on it).

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Honestly, I do not think terrible times produce great art. I think it's a thing people say that sounds correct but isn't.

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Update: The White House is already backing down on this. Keep calling your reps. Keep pressuring them. Along with your reps, the white house phone number is (202) 456-1111. Use 5calls.org to get all your reps in one place along with a guide. www.nysun.com/article/whit...

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Trump tries to come off like a tough guy but he just rambles on like a weakling.

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CPAC To Feature Exhibit Where Visitors Can Toss Raw Chicken To Rudy Giuliani theonion.com/cpac-to...

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I have inadvertently been a full-time pedestrian for the last year and a half. Enough time to dissociate and realize, "Wait, cars are weird."

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Some good news: the next person who tries to shoot him is going to have military weapons training.

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Anthony Michael Hall is a good example of the "turn into a totally different guy" type of aging.

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