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I am literally just a squirrel.
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I am neither a twink nor an otter but, perhaps, I am a satyr because I am only hairy from the waist down.

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Beefy daddy types taking twink dick gotta be my favorite new(ish) porn trend. I'm finally starting to see a good amount of Dilf porn to add to my already massive collection of Milf porn.

Sorry, Bottoms. The only holes I'm interested in are the stigmata of Christ. 🙏

Hey boy. Give your cock some attention right now, for me.

Today’s “Father” and “Son” fantasy.

Inside of you there are two girls. One is Janis Ian. One is Regina George. You're a mean girl, Kady.

Is it just me?

“bro it’s not gay if we’re watching straight porn”

Love a greedy bottom slut 🥵🥵🥵

Well, it’s like, yeah.

What if bottoms laid eggs

The dynamic my twink ass is after fr

This is my mating dance, is it working? 🕺

I cannot believe that I have allowed myself to get caught back up in the Carrie/Big romantic rollercoaster. I know how it ends and I am still DISTRAUGHT. #sexandthecity

The Menu (2022) is a film about if burger saved the day

the only way boss gives a raise to his employees is if you become his sex toy for the week.. he has a wife and kids too #straight

Why do these straight guy fantasy accounts always get me 😂 it's the captions. I live for a full fantasy account

Fucking hot 🤤

be a good hole for Him #fⲁggot #thechurchofcock

Was not particularly interested in seeing Wicked, and then my wife gave it a Media Studies framing and said it’s actually about how a gullible and ill-informed public is easy to manipulate with misinformation and I was all in, great movie, 10/10 so far.

keep pumping… and pumping

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ME: I didn't choose the thug life THEM: you're eating soup in a cardigan at 10:30 on a Tuesday morning ME: I could not have been more clear

Hot pov.

I've been recovering from a nasty sinus infection for about a weak now and honestly haven't felt very sexy. I hate being sick. I'm such a baby.

Stream of consciousness.

Thank you to the thousand people who now follow me. More hoe shit to come.

when Beyoncé said “bounce on that shit, no hands,” I felt that. she’s just like me fr. 🥹

don’t be ashamed of your unhingedness, grab it by the balls and embrace it in all its gloriousness.

New Years resolution: Jerk off more then 7 times a day, get to 60k gooners!

When life gives you lemons, give the lemons back. Why were the lemons free? Is there something wrong with the lemons? Are the lemons tainted? Be suspicious of the lemons.

Who doesn't love a little cream filling!? 😉🍆💦

Oh there you are, daddy’s been looking for you… 😏

Had to get all my pent up horny out from my week back home 😵‍💫

Thanks grandma 🥹

So I just found out about penis jewelry and I....okay then

Today's hot ass.

I am cringe but I am free 😂