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This is a really good podcast and this is a very sweet episode that will make you cry

Tik Tok Look for steak emoji

@kitf.bsky.social saw this in line at the grocery store and thought of you. JESUS, look at the Time!

@agoldman.bsky.social I had to look up “flivverboob” after listening to the pilot today and came across this poem that is an attempt to slam drivers but ends up making them sound cool as fuck

wtf is a laundry list. who makes lists of laundry

Hans Goober

Too heavy ckunky

Remembering when my dad left me a voicemail telling me “grandpa has died” and the google voice text translation said “crap us is left”

CCTV should have exclusive rights to stream Indy Eleven games @ityslmemes.com

they gotta make a Pepsi thats the wrong choice. its called Pepsi Bad & if u buy it, u get in trouble. no stakes at the store these days

[going through the desert] ME: what’s your name? HORSE: don’t have one ME: I’m gonna call you Clippy Cloppy HORSE: you will not

Purchasing an item!

Today I watched a literal snake slither into an AC vent in my home

Butt tree

This week I wrote about Chris James, insanely good YouTube prank caller. He’s a genius. Read about him, follow him, support him.

you tellin' me a right said this fred

peggle fans reskeet this!! i wanna see who still loves pegging!

I love to use Microsoft Teams ™️

lol

if you are a succulent in my home you have two options: far too much water or no water ever. the choice is yours.

In solidarity with the SAG-AFTRA I'll only be watching movies on my Plex server

I love checking in on the carnivore diet people because they're just constantly eating the grossest looking food

When I was little I though they said “get your booty on the butt tonight” in Pump Up the Jam