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This is a really good podcast and this is a very sweet episode that will make you cry

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Tik Tok Look for steak emoji

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@kitf.bsky.social saw this in line at the grocery store and thought of you. JESUS, look at the Time!

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

@agoldman.bsky.social I had to look up “flivverboob” after listening to the pilot today and came across this poem that is an attempt to slam drivers but ends up making them sound cool as fuck

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wtf is a laundry list. who makes lists of laundry

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Hans Goober

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Too heavy ckunky

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Remembering when my dad left me a voicemail telling me “grandpa has died” and the google voice text translation said “crap us is left”

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CCTV should have exclusive rights to stream Indy Eleven games @ityslmemes.com

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they gotta make a Pepsi thats the wrong choice. its called Pepsi Bad & if u buy it, u get in trouble. no stakes at the store these days

submitted 576 days ago • 13 comments

[going through the desert] ME: what’s your name? HORSE: don’t have one ME: I’m gonna call you Clippy Cloppy HORSE: you will not

submitted 598 days ago • 20 comments

Purchasing an item!

submitted 574 days ago • 6 comments

Today I watched a literal snake slither into an AC vent in my home

submitted 576 days ago • 0 comments

Butt tree

submitted 581 days ago • 0 comments

This week I wrote about Chris James, insanely good YouTube prank caller. He’s a genius. Read about him, follow him, support him.

submitted 585 days ago • 1 comment

you tellin' me a right said this fred

submitted 589 days ago • 0 comments

peggle fans reskeet this!! i wanna see who still loves pegging!

submitted 591 days ago • 11 comments

I love to use Microsoft Teams ™️

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lol

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if you are a succulent in my home you have two options: far too much water or no water ever. the choice is yours.

submitted 594 days ago • 0 comments

In solidarity with the SAG-AFTRA I'll only be watching movies on my Plex server

submitted 595 days ago • 3 comments

I love checking in on the carnivore diet people because they're just constantly eating the grossest looking food

submitted 596 days ago • 0 comments

When I was little I though they said “get your booty on the butt tonight” in Pump Up the Jam

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