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Wobbly. An injury to one is an injury to all. Earthships, architecture & shitposting will save us all. Free on Cameo
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I would very much like to spin off into exclusively Bsky posting but I have so many oomfs in the bad place, I forget And twitter gutted their api, which basically broke any automatic cross posting

I understand the sentiment, watched the show for probably ten years, but Jon Stewart is doing sane-washing at a level I didn’t expect and it’s a bummer Libs are gonna lib, but the genuflecting caught me off guard

Stumbled across this video and it feels like a solid and succinct take on where we’re collectively at youtu.be/0YFdwfNh5vs?...

Honk-shooah, sleep on that thang

At the risk of doing their work for them, I’m honestly surprised I haven’t seen someone say/type the word “DEIarrhea”. Like, it’s right there

How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time. How do you review, cover, and criticize a blitzkrieg of anti-American totalitarianism? One order, one law, one executive act at a time. Pace yourselves.

no! no!! no!!!!

It’s embarrassing for a rich person to spend millions of dollars on trying to extend their life through science when that money could be better spent on hunting for a fabled amulet that grants immortality

A series of trampolines throughout the city to get around

"I’m not sure what the kids at school have been saying, but Bowie’s penis is a very normal thing to see. The production design of Labyrinth is highly sexual, and it’s hard for some kids to be mature about it. That’s normal."

When you’re in a bucket brigade and someone drops a ham, you pick up that ham and keep going

I’m happy to do a little bit later of longer thread, I saw a lot of weird stuff when I worked with ‘talent’ in my field. Concerts suck so bad, you have no idea

Remembering that time Paula Deen got hit in the face by a frozen ham

Went back to cooking today- please clap Baked/broiled chicken, Cajun style corn on the cob, asparagus with lemon pepper + garlic and baby potatoes Street tacos tomorrow- I have so much corn

Womp womp. God I want to see a margin call on Tesla so badly… jalopnik.com/tesla-takes-...

Kids today will never know the horror of hitting ‘play’ on their favorite VHS porn and having it start in a different place than where you left it 💀