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If you fought an 80 pound dude you’d spend half of it laughing and all of it fucking that little motherfucker up.
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Please salute my 25 month old daughter who consumed an entire Costco hot dog today. When we told her “we’re going to Costco now!” after her soccer practice, she immediately squealed “HOT DOG” and very much backed that up.

Absolute unit

I'd rather continue to fund the banking police (who have returned billions to consumers) rather than giving everyone a check for $2.15

Evening on Karl Johan Street, by Edvard Munch, 1892

Shocking but hardly surprising that Fox Sports is putting Cleatus The NFL Robot front and center in its Super Bowl coverage despite his extremely well-documented actions on January 6. That's the country we live in now.

Gosh this is a good piece of writing (and a great story).

Congrats to Red Sox management, who no longer have the worst "we don't want to pay this guy" trade in superstar athlete history

this is what we want to see. tariff the shit out of elon’s companies www.businesstoday.in/world/canada...

Hi all, We’re still here at OPM. We have a situation where we MIGHT, and I do mean, MIGHT have four of Elon’s people blocked from the building. Can we get press or a member of Congress down here? We’ve blocked them for two hours and they keep coming back and trying to go in.

Nearly 250,000 people in Berlin showed up to protest fascism and the Musk backed AfD party.

The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

That really is quite the headline, from the pretty right-wing Wall Street Journal.

Fucking Bills. Sigh.

Today I counted more than 50 subreddits that went through with banning links from X, reaching more than 40 million combined members. At least 20 million of those members were encouraged to join Bluesky, instead. www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-...

Via Joey Votto’s IG

Congratulations to Ichiro Suzuki, CC Sabathia and Billy Wagner!

Do you know how bad a call has to be to get Joe Buck to exclaim “Come On!” In the booth?

*referee voice* “touching Patrick Mahomes, fifteen yards, automatic first down.”

Can’t say I’ve heard that much disgust from Troy Aikman before. He was PISSED about that Unnecessary Roughness call.

The Bills beat the Broncos 31-7 and advance to the Divisional Round to host the Ravens next week. The offense scored 31 unanswered. The defense put together that day without a takeaway. Special teams not perfect, but enough. The playoffs continue.

A new era of Manningface is coming

The old “let’s pull socks from the sock drawer” game.

Voted for 10 players for the HOF this year: Ichiro, Beltrán, Hernández, Jones, Pedroia, Pettitte, Sabathia, Utley, Wagner, Wright. My explanation in the Globe was mostly about Pedroia: apps.bostonglobe.com/2025/01/spor...

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Someone who sounds exactly like Elon Musk calling into Mike Francesa as "Adrian from Ronkonkoma." He wants the Knicks to trade for Jimmy Butler because "aura matters, and his swag is ippic." Francesa sneers "get lawst" and then says "these guys, he was on hold for two ow-uhs for that."

Why did Statler and Waldorf always come to a show they considered “torture?” In the highly segregated society of the time, muppets were second class citizens, relegated to support roles, treated as props. Very few venues were run by muppets, for muppets. In short, it was all they had.

Blep

Tomorrow will undoubtedly be a productive day at work.

a condition of raheem morris's contract is that unused timeouts are worth a $5 home depot voucher. you see a potentially lost game with the season on the line, i see two or three brushed-nickel door hinges

Huge night here at NYU. An undergrad trying to fix their grade accidentally discovered how to email 11,000 instructors on a secret group email list, unifying the faculty like no one before. I have hundreds of email replies in my inbox. And apparently Onions, the puppy, has just been granted tenure.

i have never heard of shavers and i couldn't be happier for him

Definitely a way to sleep

If you are at all serious about wanting to identify and stop The Hamburglar I would start with suspects who are lactose intolerant as there has been no recorded instance of Cheeseburglary

🎶Sleep Like An Egyptian🎶

A huge barred owl flew down a Virginia family’s chimney, knocked over the star on top of their Christmas tree, and perched himself on top www.wusa9.com/article/life...

Non-paywalled post. Rest in peace Rickey Henderson. The greatest leadoff man of all time. www.cupofcoffeenews.com/cup-of-coffe...

Full share. Fuck that, you can change someone’s life. It would be so fitting if A) this was Rickey’s epitaph, and B) that Rickey gave Rickey Rickey’s epitaph

Raw milk is one of those ideas that can really only take hold when people haven't seen a cow. if you see a cow from let's say ten feet or less you immediately understand the problem that pasteurization is solving