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24 she/they When you come from privilege, equality feels a lot like oppression. Vote red if you’re in🍞 c; “Every politician, every cop on the street, protects the interest of the pedophilic corporate elite.” - Bo Burnham
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One thing about my parents is they tip 20% no matter the service & they go UP from there for exceptional service. That’s how it’s done if you can afford it 👏

This weeks Crumbl cookies is so bunz 💔

TikTok is INSUFFERABLE but I’m also addicted to scrolling. I’ll comment something and immediately someone is coming to my page to say something about my looks because they disagree with me. That’s their default and it’s effing SAD. Logging out of that app for a while.

As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.

Cartoon by David Sipress.

If they cut Medicaid I am screwed. I have awful asthma and will not be able to afford to get the medication I use every day, all day long, that has only gotten worse since getting pneumonia like 9 months ago. I’m literally on COPD meds, regular albuterol, albuterol inhaler + steroid inhaler.

What does it mean when you cycle through phases of stuttering? It’s happened all my life and it happens once a year and goes away after a while. P.S. I had a brain bleed in the womb so like 🤷

I really want to talk to my doctor about some conditions I think I have. 1. EDS 2. POTS 3. MCAS A lot of symptoms that I have match up with all of these conditions. It would be nice to get some answers.

Currently appearing at UK bus-stops. More of this pointed ridicule, please.

The screens at the Department of Housing and Urban Development were playing this video this morning

Now do the pee pee tapes…

UPDATE: The charges against her have been dropped “in the interest of justice” (she bit one of the brownshirts that assaulted her) and the private security firm has lost their license to operate. I hope she sues them into oblivion.

It’s always dudes with big jacked up trucks that feel sooo threatened by my pussy mobile (my car’s name is Labia because she’s literally pink) Take your fragile masculinity somewhere elseeeee Jesus Christ.

Worried about starting this new job though. I love having the same schedule every week, it’s very helpful for me. It’s kind of a necessity for me. The week I start, I have one random day I work, then I work Thursday - Saturday. But Sat. Is an 8 hour shift. WISH ME LUCK. I suck at them.

“love is finding the person u’d weather the apocalypse with and no one else.”

I’ve been sooooo depressed

When you finally get the credit you deserve at the job you put your two weeks in at by one of your managers literally crying because “my best closer is leaving 😭”

WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”

Appearing today in The Week:

Read the room guys, please not this again

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Someone who did Elon’s “Roman Salute” in a video and posted it on the internet IMMEDIATELY got terminated from their place of employment 🤭

✅ DEI Employer of the Day™ DSW "We believe in diversity, equity, and inclusion [DEI], and call on our associates, customers, and communities to hold us accountable to showing it every day." The NAACP Black Consumer Advisory encourages consumers to 'buy-in' on companies that back their values.