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I've been wanting to make this for a long time

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(to the tune of Night Moves by Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band) looking at some nice boobs

did you know it's illegal to say "i think someone should kill elon musk" it's also illegal to say "the best place to fire a mortar launcher at the eisenhower building would be from the roof of the mills building because of minimal security and you'd have a clear line of sight to elon's office"

It is extremely hilarious that the US empire is being dismantled by a Nazi toddler in a K-hole because he’s just that fucking stupid

rawdogged a walk through the park. it was perfectly fine

all it would take for a single network engineer to ruin part of the economy is just deleting historical config backups of key routers and then deleting all bgp configuration on those routers

Mythbusters S5 E16 features this legendary shot of Jamie blasting 3 cigs at once

How's that Twitter deal aging? How's Tesla's car business doing? How's that bet on Elon's magic self-driving beans feeling right about now? Go ask the one analyst who is too smart to be popular how good SpaceX's business really looks. The real letdown is still coming, bro. The signs are all there.

my most toxic trait is probably how i apply a 2d4 HP per turn damage-over-time debuff to everyone i meet

Since JD Vance just converted to Catholicism 5 minutes ago, he might not know this: the Pope authoring a letter where he goes out of his way to correct you, specifically, is considered "bad" in the Catholic tradition

elon musk is literally this dril tweet

The new Leisure Suit Larry game will be adding live service elements (when you finish the game one of the developers comes round to your house and jerks you off)

charlie brown would've loved midwest emo

For a party that says we’re in the middle of a constitutional crisis, they sure don’t act like it

Democrats are waiting until they can get back in power and then pass a law saying "you must obey the law"

brown gravy at night, potato's delight white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning

running modern macOS on a 10 year old iMac I bought for 40 bucks! Open Core Legacy Patcher is neat

fuuuuck man target is rolling back diversity initiatives can anyone recommend me a woman-owned local business to steal yugioh cards from instead

no more fear no more pain only gamecube harvest moon cow

the Car Talk brothers invented podcasting by reading chain email jokes on NPR

“You finish that ad copy for the generic concept of beer?” -“Sure did boss, real fuckin depressing just like you asked” “What”

yes that's why they did that

it’s quite possible the most embarassing man to ever exist is in charge of the entire government

damn sure does seem like as soon as an evil guy becomes the president he can immediately and unilaterally start doing a bunch of evil shit but when a supposedly non-evil guy becomes the president doing literally anything within the span of four years is actually the most difficult thing ever. weird

here, have some fish from 2002

what lighting is better for a kitchen, cool white or warm white? not a riddle or anything I'm just genuinely curious

i made this quick to shitpost in work slack but i feel like the rest of you need to see it too

I made a Doom source port that runs within a PDF file. PDFs support Javascript, so Emscripten is used to compile Doom to asm.js, which is then run within the PDF engine. Input/output is done by manipulating text input fields. doompdf.pages.dev/doom.pdf github.com/ading2210/do...

“The straight guy from the Village People” sounds like a Jenna Maroney ex as opposed to the real guy who currently owns the brand

applying a curse to myself by putting Balatro on my phone

4 michelob ultras and a cheeseburger is the most american meal order i've ever seen

Now this, this is looting. Ain’t nobody gonna be arrested for it either.

Introducing the Cans Film Festival: The first film festival dedicated to movies about soup

This is like every NYT oped happening at once

legit has someone ask me if it was pronounced "bluesky" or "blueski" lmao