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breeon.bsky.social
Left-handed introvert. Lover of travel, beer, golf, and *gasp* ketchup on a hot dog. Bad pizza is still pizza.
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Happy International Women's Day to this classic banger

submitted 1 day ago • 193 comments

Oh surprise, he doesn't know anything and won't listen to people who do know something. wapo.st/4bvtuPC

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

If democrats (they deserve the lower case “d” until they grow a pair) and more of my fellow white people listened to Elie, maybe we wouldn’t be flushing our country down the toilet right now. Consider subscribing to one of the best there is.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah well, I was at the California airport one time and Jesus I cannot even finish this sentence…the democrats are such spineless cowards it’s no wonder a third of the voters in this country stay home every four years.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Over/under on the upcoming Walgreens bankruptcy: 2 years. It might take Sycamore that much time to sell off your assets to get their investment back first in this economy.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I agree Wroclaw, they are all shitcoins!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck everyone who ever voted for, apologized for, or supported this guy in any way.

submitted 5 days ago • 165 comments

If I were the cameraman at the Oscars, I would’ve put a split screen on Gal Gadot backstage when No Other Land won so we had to watch her dumb ass squirm having to listen to actual humanity for a change.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.

submitted 10 days ago • 1604 comments

Love seeing the those Swasticar ads, but don't sleep on my favorite nickname for the cars #deploreans

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

What do you think Trump told his assistant to email to Elon for his accomplishments of the week? 1. Golfed 2. Posted on the toilet 3. Golfed, but on Tuesday 4. Complained about shower pressure 5. Golfed, but on Wednesday

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

In a perfect world, the follower counts of Ed and Mark would be reversed and less credence would be given to rich people for simply being lucky enough to live at the right time during the dot-com boom.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

There's almost nothing more grating to the ears in life than listening to a consultant on a conference call next to you in the airport lounge.

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Is there an “opt-out” button for this timeline we are in now? Please and thank you.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

A shining moment of light on a dark day.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like the “show less like this” button is just a suggestion on here. Does it actually do anything or do I need to be more liberal with block and mute?

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Buckle up folks and get ready for the dumbest timeline!

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Nobody has seen my Vine video on TikTok so now I must post to my friendsters on MySpace while I googleplus a new app.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Didn’t think I’d ever find myself in the Sahara, but here we are! Sand remains in all the crevices, but small price to pay…

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

RIP Mr. Baseball. I hope your seats are upgraded to the front row in the afterlife.

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

Marrakesh! You are A LOT, but it’s been a delicious, atmospheric visit. You’re just… A LOT! 😅

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

If you are not an adventurous eater, why in the love of god would you book a food tour in a country you are visiting? So you can just make faces and complain the whole time? Gtfoh!

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

I’m sure Republicans will be consistent in their vitriol and clutch their pearls just like they did when Michelle Obama wanted to get kids to eat healthy, right? 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

People who talk loudly nonstop on transportation are: A) inconsiderate B) oblivious C) the worst D) all of the above

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

All I want for Christmas is for Germans and Austrians to join the current century and make cashless payment an option at their Xmas markets. I don’t think that’s too much to ask.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...

submitted 83 days ago • 630 comments

Putting a Canadian flag in view of the Matterhorn is a pretty funny AI fail if you ask me.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Human beings are funny…instead of doing things like “don’t dump shit into the river” they just reverse the flow of the Chicago River so it goes into the ocean instead. And instead of moving Mexico City, they are like “nah, we’re good. Just drain the lake instead so we’ll have water shortages now”

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

My ancestry may be European but these reactions to mosquitos over her say otherwise.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Controversial take of day of the day: New Orleans beignets are just ok.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Posting a profile pic of our adorable Kimmy Kibbler has led to dog account follows and I am here for all of it. What a better experience this app is so far!

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

I hope my bot/porn followers from Twitter know how to find me over here.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments