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He/him Trans (hopefully I can remain that way 🦅 🦅 🦅) Splatoon :33 What the fuck is a kilometer I don't like NSFW pls don't interact if NSFW
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No truer words #booksky

Almost all NOAA Research websites that rely on cloud services - including Amazon, Google and WordPress - are poised to disappear at midnight ET Saturday after a contract was targeted for "early termination." Labs may also feel the effects. Story for @bloomberg.com (free link):

Dude playing the Switch 2 on the Nintendo Treehouse got one of the best afros I’ve ever seen 😂

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y’all seem like you took the AP class but didn’t pass the AP test

Whoever came up with these supposed tariff rates is like Kramer from Seinfeld when he pretended to work at that job "in business"

Today's Headlines

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

* US SENATORS GRASSLEY AND CANTWELL INTRODUCE LEGISLATION TO REQUIRE CONGRESS TO APPROVE ALL NEW TARIFFS WITHIN 60 DAYS, STATEMENT SAYS @reuters.com

So glad I have a reason to repost my video:

what's the point of cutting this sub in half. we both know i'm going to eat the whole thing

this image is honestly so beautiful to me now like this is one of the sacred texts

handy reference map for yesterday’s tariff announcements

Dawg I'm too fat to pass 😅

the entire US system is sustained by the cheap treats we get, like a new video games and pieces of technology. telling americans they can't have their treats is like declaring war on their existence

well, a very big congrats to the idiots on Wall Street that ignored every single sign that he was going to do this

a direct will never be this good again. MY HOLY GRAIL youtu.be/ktJaaaRJWII

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 3,1952

Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.

We've all been there, you have a group project due, no one can agree on how to do it and you procrastinate until the night before, so one person has to do all the work and they phone it in. And then boom, there goes the global economy...

Previously, I have shown that Donkey Kong Country has a surprising amount of levels set underground, being more than half of the game. Donkey Kong Bananza is set *entirely* underground, appearing to finally reach the logical conclusion of Donkey Kong's underground tendencies.

THIS NIGHTMARE WILL BE IN FULL COLOR

MSNBC calls the Wisconsin Supreme Court race for Susan Crawford

This is what happens when people speak up.

i love when someone else’s argument gets into my notifs lol

This image brings me peace.

Not sure who made this but it made me lol

oh…oh no

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 2, 1947

Nintendo Switch 2 version of Splatoon 3 with 120 fps 1440p and mouse controls could def happen I think I'm a lot more hopeful for an expansion of content because of this.

Chucking in on Senator Cory Booker on the Senate floor 5 hours+ into his filibuster. “America, we are not doing a good job right now.” Nailing it! 🔥

got em

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 1,1952

Just found out GPS satellites are NOT geostationary, which means I'm going to have to cut this brilliant joke I just wrote.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 1,1948

Experimental post: Dubious Statements from Official Sources In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, I have compiled a variety of statements that are bizarre, but were published in official Nintendo-authorized sources.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 1,1946

Bad role play