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It’s too bad Chevy Chase sucks because his performance in Community is Emmy award worthy.

SATURDAY. PHILLY. YOU’LL BE OVER THE HANGOVER. Tickets: xroadscomedy.crowdwork.com/shows/electo...

“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.” — Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.

It's here: web.archive.org/web/20140702...

The MAGA/DOGE plan is to kill as many black people as possible www.nytimes.com/2025/02/08/w...

“Do the right thing unless you’re scared” is amazing guidance.

We are in the middle of a constitutional crisis, but I am in the middle of a Blue Hawaiian at Disney’s Aulani resort!

I’m on vacation so Trump destroying my 401k with his pointless tarriffs doesn’t count, right?

No one's blaming Democrats for causing this crisis, but yes, many of them are failing to meet this moment. One Democratic senator could bring the chamber to a halt. House Dems can go to fed agencies being gutted by Musk with cameras in tow. Governors can push back. State AGs can bring lawsuits.

Donald Trump is hiking your grocery fees for no reason with his #TrumpTax.

You're not overwhelmed. You're under attack.

Pritzker is one of the few Democrats who is aware of who the electorate will be in 2026.

Why Is Trump trying to bankrupt Americans, cut funding for their police and health care, make air travel dangerous, starve poor people and imprison his enemies when all we did was vote him out of office four years ago oh wait now I get it

Where have you gone, Super Grover? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

Neil Gaiman is going to go MAGA at some point and, honestly, that’s gonna be kind of funny.

Pin this, save it, we’ll need it. “When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.” AOC 🔥🎯

Donald Trump is a wimp who is afraid of a fight. We can’t forget this.

People talk about how smart Donald Trump is, but today should have been a moment of triumph for him - ICE raiding blue cities but only arresting people who should be arrested? Genius. Instead we’re talking about how he’s trying to steal your grandmother’s health care. Again. Cuz he’s an idiot.

Know your rights! New Yorkers, you have rights when dealing with ICE. Learn more here from the NYC Office of Immigrant Affairs: www.nyc.gov/site/immigra...

RIP #watto

The first swearing in ceremony to feature bottomless mimosas

The Republicans who voted against Hegseth only did so cuz they knew he’d get confirmed anyway. Casey still in the senate? McConnell votes yes. Brown still in the senate? Collins votes yes. Tester still in the senate? Murkowski gets Denali’s name back & tax breaks for her constituents, votes yes.

Please give Demi Moore the Oscar.

There are no moral victories in politics. They have power, we don’t. But the temper tantrums they’re throwing over a faith leader praying for the innocent is a reminder that they don’t just want to beat us, they want us to give up. Even the tiniest things we do will anger them. Do not give up.

Pls stop debating whether or not Elon did a Nazi salute. He did a nazi salute. Nazis are in the White House. And they're letting cop killing terrorists go free, kicking law abiding American citizens out of the country and driving your grandparents into bankruptcy over prescription drugs.

#resistance guide: it's time to get real about safeguarding your data and your communications: 1) Get a #vpn. @nordvpnofficial.bsky.social @proton.me and @mullvad.bsky.social are a good place to start.

2 days into office and Donald Trump has jacked up the prices of a prescription drugs & pardoned a bunch of violent cop killers. Nothing on the price of eggs, tho.

Fun fact, when Reagan said, "I didn't leave the Democratic Party, the Democratic party left me" he was talking about things like Black people being allowed to vote and poor people being able to eat meals.

I’m finally watching Sonic the Hedgehog & why didn’t you people tell me Jim Carrey gives maybe his best performance ever in this movie?

The takes asking how Democrats should handle the Trump cabinet are silly. Republicans control the senate, they’ll all get confirmed. If you’re a senate Democrat, just vote no on all of them. No voter will punish you, and it’ll keep you off the hook for the damage.

TikTok is gone, I can finally start wearing ankle socks again!

I don’t disagree that lefties are smug and out of touch, it’s just that righties are just as smug and out of touch in my experience.

My favorite thing about Jimmy Carter & Gerald Ford is that when one of them didn’t want to go to an event all the presidents were invited to, they’d call the other up & if they could both justify it, they’d both skip it so the other wasn’t singled out. THAT is friendship.

Listen, I’m aware of the incredible irony of one of Elon Musk’s terrible cars exploding outside of one of Trump’s dump hotels, but a person died and other people got hurt. Let’s not start the New Year being a-holes.

So I have no interest in AI art, but last night I suddenly imagined a wedding party image of Dracula and the Wicked Witch of the West with Frankenstein & Wolfman as the groomsmen and Bride of Frankenstein & Creature from the Black Lagoon as bridesmaids. Get on that, artists!

You should have killed me when you had the chance, 2024!

Getting all the value out of these while I still can!

Jimmy Carter was an incredibly good dude who would have been actively loathed by the online right and online left for his willingness to make tough, unpopular decisions.

I’m against confirming any of Trump’s cabinet picks, but I’ll give folks a pass on Marco Rubio cuz if I had the chance to get rid of one of my most annoying coworkers, I’d take it.

The 2024 election was definitely a repudiation of Democrats, but it was also a repudiation of Republicans. Donald Trump won all the major swing states while Republicans underperformed or straight up lost to Democrats.

The weirdest thing to me about Vivek’s rant is that it implies that Stefan Urquelle is white and a slacker. @walle132.bsky.social both takes are incorrect, right?