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I'm Detective Brian Zombie and I always have been acab he/him 🎸🥁🎹🏕️🐟
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submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes it feels like I'm on the bottom of the priority list of some who used to have me at the top. Maybe I deserve it and have been treating those people badly. Maybe everything just slowly gets worse and lonelier

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

The vampire cum market remains untapped

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

This is usually my weekend mug, but I like to live dangerously

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Meeting new friends tonight and thinking about what to wear. ... And remembering that someone asked me and my cousin if we were ministers when we were at a bar a week ago. "No ma'am just hipsters"

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Back from Treefort. Impossible to sum up. I can talk for hours. But tonight I JUST realized I gave myself an extra day off. Tobit, you miraculous son of a bitch.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Met a single mom who got her parents to watch her 3 yo so she could do a single day pass at Treefort. She started at noon, and she was still going when I left at 2am and I really love that for her 🥰

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

*me leaving a bar at 2am* "Well, my pill organizer ain't going to empty itself"

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Me, a man of culture

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submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Finished this Millennium Falcon model kit. Thanks Caylor and @kaitlynannie.bsky.social !

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

Asking one of our New England friends about the local culture

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

It sucks that we still have to do standardized testing as adults (taxes)

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Benjamin Franklin is the perfect American because he's not as good as people think he is and there's lots of weird sex stuff.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

You ever walk out of the house and think "wow, I look like I follow too many podcasts"

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Posting ass on the TL for self confidence boost

submitted 115 days ago • 1 comment

For the record, I touched grass today. It did not work.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

I'm feeling overwhelmingly hopeless this week

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Rolling into Boise for Treefort 🎼 This city's no longer mine. There's sadness written on every corner Each lover was made to sign. Now I hear them calling me over and over.

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

New guitar day! Schecter C-1 E/A Has electric and acoustic pickups which is neat

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Steak and Blowjob day to those who celebrate

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

submitted 133 days ago • 302 comments

But what about the band American Football?

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

Sportsball is out, Bloodsport is in

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

The tech industry had one good song in the late nineties and since then you've made nothing but garbage. Learn from one hit wonders and maybe practice a little humility

submitted 139 days ago • 72 comments

Cobwebs are just goth houseplants

submitted 141 days ago • 3 comments

Weather changes moods

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

I'm too lame to know what this song is, but sleezy enough to agree with the rest

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

Look at this cute little weirdo

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Drew one of it my favorites from BioShock! Been thinking of getting a Big Daddy tattoo. Probably not quite this, and probably not my own art though. #sketch #eink

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

Rode my bike to the dinner by the lil airport

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

My brother lost his house in the eaton fire and I just cannot fathom it... It's so scary how fast it happened. How safe we feel, how dangerous the space around us can be. The chain of chaos when fire, like a warhead , explodes into hundreds of missiles of destruction over new ghost towns.

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Guys wearing jerseys on their birthday is like when a girl wears a party dress 🎂💃 Coincidentally I'm 36, but it was my favorite number and my number in football 😂

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

Ahead of my impending 36th birthday, I can report I'm using my shoe horn more. Also, and of no interest to the general public, my favorite number is 36. I enjoy a good sweater, and still desperately want to relive my teens and 20s. Boringly rambling on about age is the true sign of being old.

submitted 176 days ago • 1 comment