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You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.

*teams meeting begins* colleague: hey! how’s it going?! me: pretty numb from all the authoritarian takeover and constitutional crisis colleague: sorry what, your mic cut out me: oh… i’m great! everything’s awesome

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." -Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953

"Did you get your unlimited breadsticks like in Dachau?"

My autocorrect changed Lutnick to Nutlick and it’s not wrong.

(turning on CNBC like I heard Bama's down by 15 and just fumbled a kick return)

The GOP COVID Committee report is wild. The virus is a Chinese bioweapon designed by Fauci ... and it was so mild that the US should have taken zero precautions ... and Democratic governors didn't take enough precautions ... and we should have let everyone get it. oversight.house.gov/release/fina...

This is an important message for anyone running or planning to run against a GOP incumbent who can't figure it out themselves. President have no power of tariffs. Trump is only able to do this because Congress gave the President the power. Congress cld take that power back at ...

My hometown paper ☕️💅🏽

George HW Bush marveled at a new kind of grocery scanner in 1992 and was pilloried for being out of touch. Trump — who’s repeatedly said you need to show photo ID buying food — now insists “groceries” is some obscure term he recovered from the distant past and we’ll just move right along.

Imagine how angry you have to be to forego opportunities in the world's most obese nation when you've made a fortune on Ozempic.

Controlling shareholder in the Danish company that makes Ozempic says he is avoiding opportunities in the USA because “The uncertainty is just too, too high for me to give an answer as to what our response is going to be.” Shopping in China and India instead. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Brian Eno: "When the state begins to treat moral concern as criminal intent, we should all be paying close attention." via @daviddark.bsky.social daviddark.substack.com/p/on-the-arr...

The claim that they're "reciprocal tariffs" is "total nonsense."

I do wonder how many Musk fanboys know he wants to turn humans into machines

Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.

dems should have pranked corey booker and formed a long line to the bathroom

Corey Booker: “IF AMERICA HASN'T BROKEN YOUR HEART, THEN YOU DON'T LOVE HER ENOUGH." 💙🥹

1/ I wonder if there's a complement to Mettler's _Submerged State_ thesis: the successful state thesis. In brief: American government has *in many ways* been so successful for so long that Americans have forgotten why they need it, making anti-government rhetoric more appealing.

Sorry, I can’t quite hear you arguing that crumbling institutions will keep Trump from staying in power past this term, the Russian people from 2008 screaming as Putin used Medvedev as a proxy until he could change the law are way too loud.

If you believe Trump is joking about wanting to become a dictator after everything we've lived through -- including a failed coup attempt! -- I do not know what to tell you. He has also been lying about his poll numbers for his entire career. None of this should be surprising.

Targeting law firms for who they represent. Removing things from museums. Deporting legal residents without due process. Threatening companies that raise prices. Playing loose with classified intel. Impeaching judges for their decisions. We’re losing our country—fast.

A very old Soviet joke, from an especially dark time: Foxes are fleeing the USSR in droves. Q: Why are you running away? Fox: The Soviets passed a new law that they’re going to arrest all camels. Q: But you’re foxes! Fox: Yeah, why don’t *you* try proving to the NKVD that you’re not a camel.

China regularly arrests political dissidents on the vague charge of “picking quarrels and provoking trouble”. Rubio, today, sounded like a Chinese Communist Party official.

We don’t want foreigners to cause a ruckus now excuse me I have to go help the President give a medal to Andrew Tate

Unidentified men grabbing someone off the street and putting her in a car because she wrote an op-Ed. This as flatly authoritarian as anything we’ve seen in this country in a very long time.

The combination of shameless and relentless dishonesty, stupidity, and all-around mediocrity is probably going to get a lot of people killed.

I have read the Signal chats released today by @jeffreygoldberg.bsky.social In my professional opinion, having represented officials within the IC for over 15 years, there is no realistic or credible argument that these details were unclassified. These are military operational details and 1/

The Times has to issue a correction here. An Executive order can’t “require” any such thing. Calling it ‘an aggressive push to catch” fraud is bad editorial judgment. The first part is demonstrably false. Those who have any voice to the Times need to demand this. Might as well say pigs fly.

Probably not everyone.

I had legit completely forgotten this.

If Pete Hegseth had any honor, he’d resign @davidfrenchjag.bsky.social opines www.nytimes.com/2025/03/24/o...

please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?

Turns out I didn't hate Matchbox Twenty, the local light pop station just played them way too much during otherwise negative times such as the cold bus ride to school.

Old enough to have attended @garrykasparov.bsky.social PutinCom during Trump One, where Rubio appeared via pre-taped video. Now he ducks questions about disappearing orphans.

In 25 years of covering national security, I’ve never seen a story like this: Senior Trump officials discussed planning for the U.S. attack on Yemen in a Signal group--and inadvertently added the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...