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I don't think there is a single topic where the gap between reality and the median American's opinion is larger than the question of Donald Trump's business acumen

elon musk at cpac was so fucking weird you guys I know this reads like a parody but I literally just wrote down what happened www.theverge.com/elon-musk/61...

JD Vance is so nauseatingly unlikeable that he’s literally dragging down the AfD’s approval rating

USDA says it accidentally fired officials working on bird flu and is trying to rehire them In a statement, an Agriculture Department spokesperson told NBC News that officials are "working to swiftly rectify the situation." www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...

Trump official announces that Trump has signed an executive order claiming that only the president can speak for “what the law is” (This is not how the Constitution works)

Oh damn Prime actually published their failed chatgpt prompt in the description

I'm unwilling to use ChatGPT. You're welcome to try to take my job, but I'm not even sure what I'm supposed to be doing.

I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

For me it's that a drug addict nazi is hitting computers with a sledge hammer.

U.S. forces land on Greenland's coast, spearheaded by units of Cybertanks. they make it three quarters of a mile before the cold weather drains their batteries. crews find themselves trapped inside when the fully electronic doors default to locked. most of the 70th Armored regiment starves to death

Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.

Your husband returns a war hero, but we did have to polymorph him into a giant black slug in order to penetrate the enemy's defenses. He was magnificent; he rasped into a lightning tower and smothered its warlock. Anyway he eats about 1200 pounds of silage a week. Good luck.

LCD Soundsystem really made music for people who start feeling nostalgic for shit the same night that it’s happening

It's...not countering if....it's....the same stuff.

pro tip for spotting AI art - nice cozy warm lights absolutely everywhere right across the image with nice Unreal Engine 4 reflections

(Texting a rival lord) your serfs toil like shit 🖕

CORPORATE DEI WEBINAR: If you meet someone from East Asia, you should avoid asking "So which kind are you?" JACUZZI DEALERSHIP OWNER: Well, that's it. Time to start the Fourth Reich.

Phenomenal ☘️☘️☘️☘️

Maeda 4-0

Please fuck off into the sun.

Literally say he can't clear Pit level 10. Just say it in a news conference. Elon will immediately start walking toward you muttering "uh, cringe, uh, untrue. Cringe uh, no. This is criminal"

Elon Musk has ignored the law at every business he's ever run and no one has ever stopped him, or even tried, and this is the result

any thoughts you have after 10 PM, you want to ignore. those are your night thoughts and they are whispered lies. as for your day thoughts, best to ignore those too

“At a minimum, 300 babies that wouldn’t have had HIV, now do.” Send him to the fucking Hague

“You have committed a crime.” immediately enters the joke reply lexicon

I'm glad that America is doing real classic end of empire stuff. A king who is visibly losing his mind declaring a war based on a dream he had. Greedy courtiers feuding over access to the treasury. Some looks are timeless.

Mass demonstrations in #SanDeigo against #ICE and in solidarity with immigrant workers targeted by Trump last night were attacked by riot police in heavily armored vehicles with tear gas, after protesters rallied and occupied streets with flags and music for hours. Photos via /omartineztj.

Does anyone know why Elon Musk has lieutenants

This is an crucial point that is too often overlook in fossil fuel phase out convos Renewables needn’t replace all the coal, oil and gas we use bc most of it is just used to produce and move those fossil fuels around We need only replace useful energy: 37% of what we currently produce 🤯🧵👇

We’re gonna send Elon up there to Armageddon. He’s going to (mimes huge explosion noise) and it’s going to be terrific for America and I think the world. Aerosmith, they said “don’t want to miss a thing,” and it’s true folks. It’s going to be terrific when he Armageddons.