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One for @annarailton.bsky.social !

"Let me take that off your plate" is a strong love language unless cheese is involved, in which case, and let me be clear, get away from my cheese with your awful hate language

This is the pedestrian underpass under Littlemore roundabout. There are two other significant leaks within 500m of this one, all have which have been flooding intermittently for the past fortnight - and today, the hosepipe ban starts! @thameswater you need to sort yourselves out.

No BoJo, 14m people did *not* vote for you: they voted for their local MPs. Your name did not appear on the ballot paper, because this is not the US and you are not the president. Why do you need to be told this?

"Only three other countries, the US, Myanmar and Liberia, use the imperial system on a daily basis." Ah yes, our biggest trading partners! Of course. That makes sense.

Welcome to another day of doomscrolling and existential threats. Apparently this is what we do now.

It's my birthday on Thursday. I'd like to be ambushed with a cake, please

Beginner's luck. Might quit while I'm ahead. Wordle 202 3/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Yesterday, @EasyJet sent me an email update on my (existing) flight voucher, stating that if I can't use it, they can refund me. Today, they replied to my refund request that I'm ineligible because I've been issued with a voucher. Some sort of bizarre joke?

.@Hermesparcels Can't get thru to your call centre because it won't understand my tracking no: it hears 'B' as V or E. I've tried 2 different phones and even the phonetic alphabet. Annoying for me; horrific for non-native English speakers or those with accessibility needs.

Why on earth is this the last para of the article, and not the first? “To even train as a student nurse, all of your vaccines have to be up to date. Why is this any different? If you don’t want to have it, maybe you should consider a different career.”

'Existing is not living says backbench MP' It's still a damn sight better than more people dying, says I...

What a baffling take on things, when the global population has quadrupled in my parents' lifetime. Our planet can't sustain this increasing overpopulation. Weird choice of opinion piece when @guardian is normally more environmentally responsible

Nice day for a boat race! #darkblue #FTT

Depressing reading but good to see this being recognised. Locking down only the vulnerable, while lower-risk groups proceed with normal life, is not the answer when it will lead to lifelong health issues & associated pressure on the NHS for years to come:

Yup

If anyone needs me this autumn, I'll be watching Netflix.

Must try: "Peter Cook said that the best way to prevent British people from sitting beside you on public transport is to smile winningly as they approach. Perhaps pat the seat too. They run a mile." I do love @sanditoksvig

My mum's vulnerable: 70+ and asthmatic, self-isolating for her own safety. On 16/03, she made a @Tesco grocery order, due today (the earliest slot available), and they've just cancelled it. I get they're under massive strain, but please prioritise the ones who need it most!

.@sanditoksvig at the @NewTheatreOx was fabulous, witty, and insightful - as you'd expect. So strange though that each time she spoke with a member of the audience, she asked them how they were and yet no one asked her the same in return. (1/2)

Gove: "Scotland is stronger in the United Kingdom. You can be proudly Scottish and proudly British together." Excuse me?! How is that different from 'The UK is stronger in the European Union. You can be proudly British and proudly European together.'?? Good grief. #stillangry

I could cry.

#powercut in #ox4 getting somewhat tedious... Spose I'd better read a book.

Twizzle helped me with my #EUelections2019 postal vote a few weeks ago #CatsatPollingStations

And here we see Lumpy, modelling @cycleofgooduk's Summer fashions for the discerning @elephantbikeuk: a tailored raincoat, tastefully finished in #upcycled inner tube and lorry curtain.

2.4m! In the absence of a #PeoplesVote perhaps 15m of my closest #Remainer friends might be interested in signing this instead #RevokeArticle50

The website keeps crashing - a good and bad sign - but please consider signing: #RevokeArticle50

Wondering why @British_Airways discriminates against single people: only co-habiting people are permitted to pool Avios points with friends&family who live elsewhere. Seriously. Do they think single people are anti-social misfits who only ever travel alone...?

"Obnoxious Breakfast Host is leaving! Where can we find someone just as obnoxious to replace him?" Yeesh.

I've just supported the Permanent European Union Citizenship initiative. Please do the same and spread the word!

Not understanding the @hm sizing thing. I have to size *down* when I shop there, compared to any other high st shop.

We can adopt @manszelmerlow if SVT have given him up. I really don't mind. #caracaramia

Sooo nice to see talent being recognised by talent! Fab choreo from @Mark_Hanretty and @HamishGaman & nice words from @torvillanddean ^_^

Discoveries so far: this year we have a proper GB skater (woohoo, @hamishgaman!) and someone I went to school with (@maxevans13). I'm actually intrigued.

The worst part of DOI being back on telly is that I feel obliged to watch it. Because it's skating. And T&D. And MH. And it's on telly. Umph >_<

Back after ten days sans broadband. What did I miss...?

I think I've worked with this indexer. Only the once, though.

If he's always introduced as The Reverend Richard Coles, she should always be introduced as The Lovely Debbie McGee. #strictly

Another @ElephantBike has appeared in the quad! Have I started a trend? 🐘 🚲

There's nothing like blue skies and sunshine to give me a case of the happies.