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Kiwi telco guy. No I don’t know how that happened either. I shall bind him to me, with promises. 🇳🇿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Cymro o ddewis (Welsh by choice) "We consider that Mr Brislen is an authoritative source." (BSA decision, March 2020) Aotearoa he/him

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Dear Manager: 1. Didn't care that Monday was black 2. Tuesday heart attack 3. Wednesday heart attack 4. Thursday never looking back 5. Friday I'm in love

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The Secretary of Defense goes on tv to explain he is preparing to have the military break the law.

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Copper lines continue to fade away with Chorus reporting only 10% of Chorus connections are still on copper. Copper network is adding drag to its profit line with a net loss of $5m after it depreciated copper assets.

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

yeah boiThe

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

As a recap for people outside academia: it was announced last year there would be a big review of universities along with the science sector, also led by Sir Peter Gluckman. So far the University Advisory Group has asked for 3 rounds of feedback and put out zero (0) reports publicly.

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

The muffin man?

submitted 13 hours ago • 18 comments

That took the breath out of me.

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spoiler: the answer it spat out was from an already published paper but the BBC is basically the yellow pages for llm scams at this point so that part was conveniently left out of this piece

submitted 13 hours ago • 7 comments

Remember to make your signs double sided. And keep your baseball mitt in the car. And a receipt from a visit to the batting cage.

submitted 19 hours ago • 6 comments

I think I’m going to close every email I send this week with “failure to respond will be taken as a resignation”

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

Dear OPM FOIA staff - Remember to preserve all of these email responses, as we will be submitting FOIA requests for this consolidated compilation of information on what the entire federal government did last week. Thx - FOIA community

submitted 1 day ago • 157 comments

POV: You're 16, believe being in advanced placement math class means you're a once in a generation genius, and have just discovered Reddit.

submitted 11 hours ago • 300 comments

Dear manager, 1: Well, first there were the meetings. 2: Then there were the status reports about the meetings. 3: I updated my Asana board. Everyone should clap. 4: I found the file I was looking for in Slack. This took some time. 5: I did not destroy my laptop because of Teams. It was close.

submitted 14 hours ago • 3 comments

Dear manager 1. I crafted 9 rings for mortal men doomed to die 2. 3 for elves under the sky 3. 7 for dwarves in their halls of stone 4. And one ring to rule them all 5. I intended to bring them in and in the darkness bind them but the week got away from me

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

this is genius, apple released an 8 hour mix of the severance theme song as an ambient track to use while you get shit done i wish they’d add this to apple music

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Every episode of Severance is incredible.

submitted 15 hours ago • 6 comments

I told OPM what I did last week

submitted 21 hours ago • 68 comments

Done!

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

The biggest thing stopping Linux from taking over the consumer desktop market is that Linux is an operating system designed by and for people who know how computers work, and most of the people who use computers today do not. I'm not saying this to disparage anyone, it's just a fact.

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Breaking — All Department of Justice office leaders just received an email saying they should be “prepared to follow the instructions” in the OPM/Musk bullet email, according to a copy shared with me. Full text:

submitted 19 hours ago • 106 comments

#Emails2DOGE cc: [email protected]

submitted 20 hours ago • 59 comments

Get. Him. Out. Of. Our. Government.

submitted 1 day ago • 2831 comments

The NYPD and our criminal mayor accidentally Brady violating this guy out of a conviction because they can’t stop publicity hounding would absolutely be the most fitting end to the entire saga.

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Corrupt process

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Laguna Beach is an art colony. We support the arts. Chip Bok is the brilliant award-winning political cartoonist that created this artwork.

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Love the sound of electric motorcycles at speed, they’re like Star Wars speeder bikes 😍🏍️⚡️ (some old ICE motorcyclists say electric motorcycles don’t have soul because they have no sound, lol, you know nothing Jon Snow) And this is just a hub motor too! youtu.be/yxP5cj6tDaY?...

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

My cartoon for today’s @guardian books.

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

MIND THE TURDS SWIMMERS.