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Conner O’Malley is the greatest mind of our generation (and also he’s got really big hands 🥵)

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Ohhhhh my god u wore a pink blazer? Should we tell your constituents? Should we do a Barbie-themed protest? should we invite Hillary

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Smoking various fish

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If the Democrats have no haters im dead

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lol. lmao.

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The last time I tried to install my bidet I flooded my bathroom and gave up, defeated. I think my ego has recovered enough for me to try again.

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ay lmao

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Post-election and inauguration I saw a lot of *tough* leftists saying things like “make yourself harder to kill” etc and still not masking. So, ykno, doing the opposite. Taking your health seriously is more important during a eugenicist administration than doing MMA, I promise. It’s also praxis.

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Time for a new installment in my continuing series of cats on petfinder with great names: FRANCISCO DE GOYA

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extremely niche film nerd detective work - the large statement brooch Adrien Brody wore at the Oscars last night / brooch that appears in all the timelines in Bertrand Bonello's The Beast (2024)

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I wish the sandworm got more screen time tonight

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My hottest Oscar take is based on my SW spidey sense that Sean Baker seems like a creepy and exploitative John and shit like this proves me right

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I don’t care about most of the Oscar nominees but I DO CARE about Conan hosting

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I’m sorry I can’t go out tonight I’m participating in an economic blackout (too poor to leave the house)

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get you a girl with not one but four different varieties of nipple clamps in her dresser

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First, they said postponed; now the meeting is canceled. That means no flu shots next year. “'It’s a six-month production cycle,' Dr. Offit said. 'So one can only assume that we’re not picking flu strains this year.'" Fundamentally, that's a form of mass murder. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/26/u...

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Too cozy in bed to get up and take my pills so one of you need to remind me in the morning to take them. Just one of you though. Decide amongst yourselves.

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I love being self employed it's really fun not stressful at all that I have double my rent sitting in invoices that customers still have to pay I love it

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Only on Bluesky will you see two kaiju discussing the villains of second wave feminism.

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I’m not taking your politics seriously if you enthusiastically identify as a Democrat. You’re either dumb enough to have been conned by them or evil enough to love the neoliberal “normal” because it’s comfortable for you.

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Liberals: I love this country and I hate what is happening to it 😥 Me:

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Ed Yong is such a real one <3 www.nytimes.com/2025/02/22/m...

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This is truer than ever btw. The universe finally found a way to shut me up.

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I'm not even saying this as an A24 fangirl I'm saying this as a lover of sweets - I need those fucking chocolate bars so bad

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Oh cool another sieg heil? cool. cool cool cool cool cool. great.

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Let's fuckin do it why the hell not

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JUST IN: ICE van reportedly set on fire in Philadelphia

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Pretty sure I don’t believe in any sort of afterlife but it is nice when a dead friend visits me in a dream

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“Anarchocapitalism” ok now you’re making shit up to piss me off

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‘Mountain of Mystery’ by David A Hardy from Galactic Tours (1981)

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Sorry I haven’t posted much I’ve mostly just been thinking about thighs so I don’t have any good posts

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<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 Bill Burr is so real for this

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I like Valentine’s Day but in a cool goth way where I’m excited to let a bunch of flowers die so I can hang them on my bedroom wall next to all my other dead flowers

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No better time than now to remind everyone that “public health” has been a joke for 5+ years and you should follow & support @thepeoplescdc.bsky.social

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