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Wait people actually care about Shrek 5? I thought this was a massive bit we were all doing.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Well Mara Jades Black hole sun face WILL be haunting my dreams tonight.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I find it very very funny that somehow the richest man on the planet who has given himself access to all levels of government still somehow only has office max middle management energy

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not saying AI isn't the future but it is notable that the biggest promoters are weird, cultish trolls and zealots who sound EXACTLY like NFT evangelists from a few years ago. Again I'm not saying it's snake oil, I'm saying they have lots of snake oil salesmen in their ranks.

submitted 12 days ago • 32 comments

I know it’s pedantic and childish. But I will die on my pedantic childish hill that these movies are dumb for the simple fact dinosaurs are not more threatening than other animals.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

I would like the Star Trek franchise to permanently retire the entire concept of Section 31 please

submitted 34 days ago • 7 comments

Well now I gotta watch it.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

This is true but these men are also the biggest cheapskate and con artists you will ever meet. I’ve known some people literally my whole life who will still try to pull some absolute bullshit deals with me.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

It feels so weird and frankly embarrassing to be bummed about an app getting banned. And yet here I am. Bummed out.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

(He’s joking but this is one of my big nerd things that I actually like about Disney starwars is we see a lot more of the AT series actually “All Terraining”

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

“GTA: San Andres” imagine your racist uncle playing that game and going “I KNEW IT. I TOLD YOU THIS IS HOW THEY ARE!”

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Something I need people under the age of 23 to understand is that there was a long period where everyone owned a play station 2. Like in terms of household electronics, the ps2 was as commonplace as a fridge.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

It’s crazy to me how much this tweet has impacted my Lexicon. Like I unironically said “This guy is totally Boss Babying it” way more than I care to admit.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

I’m just saying Jimmy Stewart was running that town. If he had said “Let’s just kill that Guy.” they would have dragged Mr. Potter into the street and put his head on a spike.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

We…. The Prom Queen and the Jock character were villains in all these shows weren’t they?

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Dammit now I gotta through out my screenplay where a Wisconsin Dairy Farmer bets the farm on Maggie being the killer in “Who Shot Mr Burns”

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Wallace and Grommet could cling to the Side of a plane mid flight but Tom cruise Could never come up with the Train chase from The Wrong Trousers

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t believe we’re letting the government ban that app.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments