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damn, razzball has a point

hey remember The Electric State

We hijacked @britthates.bsky.social’s New York City trip to make her watch Two of a Kind. You’re welcome

every writer you follow on here wrote 10,000 words last week and will rake in $166 this year

really sucks how the White House has basically become rapist wakanda

awards season obsessives, please chime in, but this sounds really disingenuous and trump-y to me. like everything else, the film industry seems to be enshittifying (getting more expensive as quality declines). but sure, blame the one guy already in prison for (checks notes) raping people

the middle aged white people throwing a st patrick’s day party next door just went from blasting U2 to Pink and i am feeling radicalized to act

yeah i'm not sure we need a more faithful adaptation of fascist propaganda from the Chappie guy

“Sex work can’t be work because it’s exploitative and is has so much violence.” Wait until you hear about working under capitalism, you’ll flip your shit.

respectfully, we've had entirely too much news.

absolutely incredible to take $20 million a year from amazon and make nothing for six years before announcing a two-part octopus documentary. queen shit.

what the fuck is david o russell doing sitting next to demi moore at the oscars

this is a dril tweet

checks out

if your cat sleeps through Flow does that mean they’re not woke

happy to see this boycott gaining traction. next: general strike.

The crowd recognized it, responded by cheering, and he acknowledged that in return. It isn't some sneaky thing a few elites are caught up in, dogwhistling to the fringes. It is the base of their movement. Because they're Nazis. Sincere, unambiguous fans of Hitler and everything that goes with that.

we must keep Betty Gilpin away from Ryan Murphy at all costs

watching my elderly cat eat her treats too fast, throw them all up, eat the vomit, throw up a second time, and eat the vomit *again* is the most accurate representation of late-stage capitalism i’ve ever seen

what if Jeremy Strong's entire career has been leading to him becoming an actual nazi hunter

i really do believe that 54% of americans read below the sixth grade level because how else are this many people going to call what happened on Severance a "big twist" and claim they "solved" it based on *context clues*

this is literally RFK

somehow tuesday is always the worst day of the week, like wednesday: halfway there! thursday: friday eve friday: thank fucking god sat-sun: self-explanatory monday: new week, fresh start tuesday: (child’s crude drawing of six-headed monster with knife hands disemboweling medieval townsfolk)

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the biggest mystery in Severance is why all the white dudes are rocking middle-aged butch lesbian bobs

when dad is making you move to mars with uncle elon

celebrity deathmatch 2025: the poohniverse vs. this headline

wow so brave

bumping this again just in case

great news i just threw my hip out while putting on deodorant

my only letterboxd stat that matters

on the hunt for a news editor to join my team at movieweb! must haves: - excellent proofreading skills - nearly offensive dedication to grammar - at least 5 years writing/editing for entertainment websites - strong POV - sense of humor - understands social media if that's you, hit me up

on the hunt for a news editor to join my team at movieweb! must haves: - excellent proofreading skills - nearly offensive dedication to grammar - at least 5 years writing/editing for entertainment websites - strong POV - sense of humor - understands social media if that's you, hit me up

Dexter is Big Bang Theory for mall goths

every time Jared Leto gets cast in something it's the funniest thing i've ever heard

i’m just saying at this point i don’t think it could hurt to bring back the hamster dance

oh so when there's an earthquake half of my feed lights up about it, but now that there's super-diarrhea everyone in LA is being suspiciously quiet

i hope the next film in Pablo Larrain’s “incredibly chic but frail women battle their inner demons” franchise is Karen Carpenter

took an edible and found myself in what you might call a real situation